REAL NAME:
Ad OL Ta
NICKNAME:
Laidian

EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND:
India University of Wizardry 2001-1998
African Voodoo Institute 1999-2003
Feyingbole Community Grammar School College 1999-2005
Confraternity Primary School 1993-1999

HOBBIES:
Collecting teeth from live lions, catching bullets bare
hands, jogging up and down mountain everest.

MY RECORD:
Fought with a dinosaur & broke its neck, skinned a
crocodile alive, held my breathe underwater for
60min,.... Etc

GREATEST ACHIEVMENTS:
Went to heaven to charge my
phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st male to land on the sun.

SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE:
Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day.

EMBARASSING MOMENT:
Couldn't kill 100 bears with
a single punch though 99 died
instantly & the last one is now an incapacitated.

PROUDEST MOMENTS:
Firstly, when a cobra died after biting me & secondly,
when i roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
I really don't like showing off.