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Procedures To Get Christmas Gift From Me by Nobody: 11:19am On Dec 20, 2014
IF YOU WANT TO RECEIVE A CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM ME, KINDLY COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS ON OR BEFORE DECEMBER 23,2014.

1. Birth Certificate (Original Copy).
2. One Valid Identification Card.
3. Police Report.
4. Passport (if you don't have one, go and get
one).
5. Marriage Certificate Of Parents.
6. Consent Of Parents (for those below 17yrs). 7. Picture Of Us (to prove that we are close).
8. 4Copies Of 2x2 Pics (blue background).
9. Report Card ( for students and undergraduates only).
10. Provide Drivers liscence (if any)
11. Provide your CGPA (must not be less than 4.cool
12. Essay (Explain why I should give you a
Christmas present)......-not less that 800 words.
-with proper margin.
- cursive writing nt allwd.
-correct English grammar. -use green pen...
NB-I hv a lot of xmas Goodies oooooO,hurry now.
Re: Procedures To Get Christmas Gift From Me by SirHouloo(m): 11:51am On Dec 20, 2014
Even Commonwealth scholarship requirements no reach this one.

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