Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain without
tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)
He who says nothing lasts forever has never
tried Hausa
perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)
He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala
before eating
cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from
pepper soup,
with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of
anything - Williams
Shakespeare (1900)
Anyone who graduates without experiencing a
strike, has never
been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara
as a type of
sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr
(1788)
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without
squeezing his face,
is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the Garri
to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen
Elizabeth (1893)
He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut
indomine
seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi
Azikiwe (1947)
No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook yam -
Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
Anyone who reads this without laughing is
either looking 4 job
or needs money Badly - Barack Obama (2014)

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