During Christmas, different people visit you for different
reasons especially if you are a youth. These are the categories
of people that are most likely to visit you on Christmas day
1. The one whose main aim of visitation is just to swim in
round of sekks (Boyfriend & Girlfriend things)** if I hear
say na Christ dem dey celebrate **
2. The one who will come to your house very early to see if
the cooking exercise has taken place. If it has not, he/she will
promise to come back or ask you to flash him/her when it is
ready
3. The ones who will visit you only to satisfy their stomach.
After eating they will chill a bit and off they go
4. The one who will visit you and tell you they are not at your
place only to eat. They will ask for Gulder, Star and other
alcoholic drinks
5. The ones whose target is to eat your meat. They are not
actually hungry but will demand for food. After serving them,
they will eat just 2-3 tablespoonful and eat meat cos that is
their target
6. The ones who will come to your house and start eating in a
hurry ‘cos they are still going somewhere else to eat
7. The ones who will visit you and start tasking you for
money. They will ask you to celebrate christmas for them
( wetin remain again after dem don chop na) )
8. The ones whom you can’t even recall the last time they
visited you. They will just scroll in like the prodigal son
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