SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

CALL TO GLORY!!!

The entire family of carbohydrates, from balanced
diet local government area of food state, Regret to
announce the death of their father, brother, and
grandfather; Mr Rice who died in a fire accident
along pot express road.

He was 36 cups. He survived by his wife; Mrs
stew.

Twin daughters; curry and thyme.
Sons inlaw; Maggi and Onion.

BURIAL ARRANGEMENT;

25 December 2014, Body leaves
kitchen mortuary to his home town dinning table.
Music by plates and spoons.

Cups and water are highly invited. Papa, God loves
you
but our stomach loves you more.

May your gentle
soul rest in the bossom of the toilet. Amen!

Signed by meat and fish, for the family.

Merry x-mas and a prosperous new year.

Put a smile on your face!