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| Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by priscaoge(f): 5:45pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
This thread is Just for fun....Leggooooo IF THE 3 WISE MEN WERE WOMEN......... > They would have asked 4 directions instead of following the star. > They would have presented gifts such as pampers, powder, feeding bottle, napkins,Akamu, cerelac and so on. > After leaving one would have told d other ''did u see Mary's shoes, they don't match her dress''. > One would have also said ''I heard Joseph is not working,he's just an ordinary capinter. How can they survive?'' > Another would have said ''imagine the kind of dirty enviroment she deliverd,are they not perceiving de bad odour from de goats?'' > Another would have also said 'the baby doesn't even resemble Joseph,was she really a virgin?''. > One would have replied'' Story for d gods,Virgin indeed, I knew Mary during SECONDARY SCHOOL days. > Another would have been eyeing Joseph. > One go de form queen Elizabeth saying "how can I enter dis dirty place"?   Add yours!! Merry Christmas to y'all @ Kachisbarbie Mizmycoli Unibenstudent Kelvingraphics Tallesty1 Chibwike Miztola Kristina1 VIzkiz Rozzayy Francistony Tosyne2much Emyben Pweetyz Okotv Missberrypop5 Marieolae Lalasticlala Mizmariah Janeify Bunsky Naijaboiy And all Nairalanders, Wish u all a prosperous New Year! 65 Likes 14 Shares |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by WORLDPEACE(m): 5:52pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
If they were single they would have accepted marriage proposals on the way and their men would have led the mission and we still would have had three wise men. 14 Likes |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by nzeaji(m): 5:56pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
They would have come with their own children and possibly grand children. 9 Likes |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Nobody: 5:59pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Funny you Truetalk babe, women always nagging sha. Compliments of the season too 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Nobody: 6:00pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Lmao! 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by priscaoge(f): 6:03pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Lmao @Kachisbarbie no be small ooo... Some ladies sabi do amebo wella 2 Likes |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Rapsainot(m): 6:15pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
funny babe!!!! LWKMD 3 Likes |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Emyben(m): 6:53pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
chaii.. I cant fit laugh priscaoge, merry christmas dear 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by kelechiMarie(f): 7:21pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Lol 1 Like |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by joseph1832(m): 7:27pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
I've been thinking, if the three wise men were so wise as the Bible proclaim how come they lost their way? Surely a wise man should know the road that leads to where he's going. If the three wise men were women, LORD HAVE MERCY!!!. When they lost their way they would have apportion heaps of blame on one another, make faces ta one another, gossip about one another, envy one another, and of course nag. Then we will really believe they do have course to loose their way. .9 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by mifavour(f): 7:38pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
lemme not start imagining cos things go spoil |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by danaiks(m): 7:38pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
You guys should support the women now..  Well They would have asked for directions... . Arrived on time... . helped deliver the baby... . cleaned the stable... . brought practical gifts... . and made something for them to eat  52 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by damosky12(m): 7:39pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Haha. OP, that your own no be 'wise women' oh. It would rather be "the three market women". 15 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by BarryX(m): 7:39pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
They probably would have missedthe road. Astrology and women don't just mix ! I studied it and I know 2 Likes |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by merieam16(f): 7:39pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Watin dat 1 kon teach us nw  1 Like |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by phemmy88(m): 7:39pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Lolz |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Neldrizzy(m): 7:39pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Am abt to wed 1 Like |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Blackchampion(m): 7:40pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Op! stop imagining 1 Like |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by nicewoody6: 7:40pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Good one 1 Like |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Speakdatruth: 7:40pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
n ds rubbish made frontpage? 4 Likes |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by TheRealCoolHunK: 7:40pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Thank God they weren't. 1 Like |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by akashi01(m): 7:40pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
ok 1 Like |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Nobody: 7:40pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
>>am sure one of wuld hve snubbed joseph  when e sed hi , durrhhh e is nt my type 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Nobody: 7:41pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
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| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by harrysterol(m): 7:41pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
And? |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by plainmirror(m): 7:41pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
> One would have taken selfie with the angel (messenger) b4 they embark on d journey. > They might prolly miss the star while applying make-ups >There gifts to bro J could have been *sunlight detergent *bobo and *napkins 17 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by OkikiOluwa1(m): 7:42pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Women ll always nag! And they can't keep secret. Last Bullet They ll gist irrelevant things till they tell King Herod the location of Jesus. And you know what ll happen if Herod had found Jesus then! That badoo ll v killed baby Jesus. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Neldrizzy(m): 7:42pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
Girls wahala don tey, no be today!!! 1 Like |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by afamjb: 7:42pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
na to carry pampers and milk bottle plus soap for d baby.... 2 Likes |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by colossus2: 7:43pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
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| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by ylaa(f): 7:43pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPEN IF THE WISE FIVE VIRGINS WERE MEN. 10 Likes |
| Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by santana45: 7:43pm On Dec 26, 2014 |
No need to imagine this, they were never meant to be women. 1 Like 2 Shares |
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