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What Happened To Me Yesterday by holatin(m): 10:20am On Dec 27, 2014
Crying oooooo, my face oooooooooo + Wonders shall
never cease... Just tot of sharing my experience to U all....
I was standing in front of the entrance of my house this
evening. Then one man came and told me that he knows
me, that he has met me
before. So I was like I can't really recall where and when I
met you, anyway, pls remind me. Then the man said that
he had met me in a conference in Niger State, Suleja to be
precise. Oops! Mr Man, I have never been to Niger State
before was my reply. Before I could complete the
statement, I heard "TAWAI- TAWAI", A very hot slap on my
face, if the temperature of that slap was to be measured it
will be around 200¤c. I felt so confused, at first I thought
the slap was not from the man, I looked behind him to see
if there was another person behind him, but there was
none. I tried to ask him what I have done. I was trying to
apologize, sorry sir for not recalling your name. 'Tawaii!'
the slap came the second time. Jeez! I couldn't bear it any
more longer. I held the man's shirt and started pulling him
as am pulling your legs now. Kaiiiii! You too like gist
oooooooo. See as you dey serious dey read am!!

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