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16 Types Of People On Facebook by LOSKYXANDER: 3:46pm On Dec 27, 2014
1) The "Lurker" - Never posts anything or
comments on your post, but reads everything,and might make reference to your status if they... see you in public.
... ...
2) The "Hyena" - Doesn't ever really say
anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything

3) "Mr/Ms Popular" - Has 4367 friends for NO
reason

4) The "Gamer" - Plays Words With Friends,
Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc.,

5)The "Prophet" - Every post makes reference
to God or Jesus

6) The "Thief" - Steals status updates.. and will probably steal this one.

7) The "Cynic" - Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.

cool The "Collector" - Never posts anything
either, but joins every group and becomes
fans of the most random stuff.

9) The "Promoter" - Always sends event
invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.

10) The "Liker" - Never actually says anything,
buy always clicks the "like" button

11) The "Hater" - Every post revolves around
someone hating on them, and they swear
people are trying to ruin their life

12) The "Anti-Proofreader" - This person
would benefit greatly from Spellcheck, and
sometimes you feel bad for them because you don't know if they were typing fast, or really cant spell.

13) "Drama Queen/ King" - This person always posts stuff like "I can't believe this!", or "They
gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes
that you will ask what happened, or what's
wrong...but then they never finish telling the
story.

14) "Womp Womp" - This person consistently
tries to be funny...but never is.

15) The "News" - Always updates you on what
they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary

16) The "Rooster" - Feels that it is their job to
tell Facebook "Good Morning" every day.

Which one are you....be HONEST!!

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Re: 16 Types Of People On Facebook by Nobody: 3:53pm On Dec 27, 2014
cheesy wonderful
Re: 16 Types Of People On Facebook by Rapsainot(m): 3:58pm On Dec 27, 2014
LOBBISH

Re: 16 Types Of People On Facebook by Mubarack44(m): 4:51pm On Dec 27, 2014
the scammer
this are category of people that use politicians and celebrities name in order to scammed innocents dudes that fall on their trap
Re: 16 Types Of People On Facebook by Nobody: 4:06pm On Dec 28, 2014
is this a joke shocked
Re: 16 Types Of People On Facebook by LOSKYXANDER: 5:02pm On Dec 28, 2014
lilmaxfidel:
is this a joke shocked
where else could I have created it? grin

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