phransix147:


My dear sorry... U wouldn't understand...

Lol...
I'm trying to understand tho

neoapocalypse:


Cease = Stop doing something
Seize = Take advantage
The right word to use in this instance is seize

Thank u jare ppl wey go school...

Go to Shitta roundabout. Tell them you were referred from nairaland. Thank me later..

Op na person wey sabi dance go advice person wey no sabi. Me n u dy d same shoe bt u go come tell us au u killed it. HML in advance.

Haba! Dance shouldn't be a challenge on your wedding day ke e!
Just go for cool songs like "Iyawo mi" by Timi Dakolo, "Komole" by Sean Tizzle, "Oruka" by Sunny Nneji, and so on. You don't need to take anything that will make you high, on that day before you dance. Just be yourself abeg.
Shake body wella..
If I hear say I and my man no dance on our wedding day ehn

wisefizz:
LAFFS .... 3 BOTTLES of ALOMO will do.... just shark am b4 the wedding started... u go see power of alcohol...... thank me later, after ur wedding sir....

three bottles of alomo? Are you kidin? Do you want him to start dancing even before the wedding starts

get a dance tutor

phransix147:
Smoke Igbo dat day, you would dance more than David danced...

Sardongarigan:
three bottles of alomo? Are you kidin? Do you want him to start dancing even before the wedding starts

greens:
Dear friends.
My wedding will be coming up on Jan 03 2015. My problems is that I will be compelled to dance. That is my major concern now because I cant remember if I have ever danced in public before and I know I dont know how to dance

Please drop your tips dears.

Thank you very much

On my bday, wow! so cool and congrats........ I will teach u how to dance.

Pain:
Go to Shitta roundabout. Tell them you were referred from nairaland. Thank me later..

Ur monicker though

Shitta roundabout,is it a dance studo??

Kidding.

A better idea will be to cook food with the igbo(cannabis).
You can as well drink any hallucinogen(morphine, coedine,hydrocordone or benzodiazapine) but in a reduced dose cause you don't want to be high on your weeding day

greens:


Noted sir. Thank you for your contribution

are u seriuosly considering smoking igbo? No go scatter ground o,

fflamingo:
Be in touch with the deejay once he sees you dancing occasional let him scroll to live music that require little dance steps. Such as ebenezer obey, king sunny ade... It would be solo and shaking the whole of your body would be a good idea. I repeat occasionally.

Smart move.

greens:
Dear friends.
My wedding will be coming up on Jan 03 2015. My problems is that I will be compelled to dance. That is my major concern now because I cant remember if I have ever danced in public before and I know I dont know how to dance

Please drop your tips dears.

Thank you very much

Will the dance bring joy to your married life?

With all these Smoke drink advise, I would say you should go for dance classes so u can be taught how to dance even if its just for that moment. Simple

Op. no get problem. At least u know how to march. Just march & occasionally do the go-down-low style.

phransix147:
Smoke Igbo dat day, you would dance more than David danced...


Modified:-

Somebody shout Halleluyah... I finally made it FTC! I want to seize this opportunity to thank God Almighty and His beloveth son Jesus before thanking the whole nairaland crew may u continue to wax from strength to strength and also the entire nairaland family. I love u all...

I dedicate this success to my sweetheart AMAKA

If I can make it Buhari too can make it... I never gave up like the general, always trying...

VOTE GMB/OSIBANJO 2015

Babe so sweet of u to dedicate ur acheivement to me *AMAKA*
............#I'MBLUSHING#....

greens:
Dear friends.
My wedding will be coming up on Jan 03 2015. My problems is that I will be compelled to dance. That is my major concern now because I cant remember if I have ever danced in public before and I know I dont know how to dance

Please drop your tips dears.

Thank you very much

My dear, u don't need to bother your head bout dancing, it shouldn't be much of a headache issue to u . On my day I dint dance ,cos I dnt know how to: I'm equally shy nd dnt like being centre of attention, my hubby floored me completely. All I did was move my body along wit d beats witout any stress, its just a matter of minutes nd its all done nd dusted.
Pls dnt let ds bother u , fill ur mind wit someting else abeg,,thres much more to look forward to.

All the best of the day too,may the lord bless it, amen

my wedding day, I never dance but my wife did. today she is in my house happily. nobody is forcing u to dance. to me dancing aint happiness. Finally, GOD AKPAN doesn't dance, does dat mean I shouldn't get married. immortals don't dance for mortals

UnknownT:
Have you seen anybody dancing garala or makossa these days? Maybe during ur turn to marry, an easier dance step will be reigning then

I hope so.

Chinoble:

Babe so sweet of u to dedicate ur acheivement to me *AMAKA*
............#I'MBLUSHING#....

Enjoy sweetie...

Hire me make I come rock ur wife for you na. Mtcheww.

Carry plenty 20 naira notes while ur wife is dancing, be spraying. Takes the attention from you to her

greens:
Dear friends.
My wedding will be coming up on Jan 03 2015. My problems is that I will be compelled to dance. That is my major concern now because I cant remember if I have ever danced in public before and I know I dont know how to dance

Please drop your tips dears.

Thank you very much

Op, that should be the least of your worries. Concentrate more on the borehole job ahead of u. Meanwhile, u'll discover u're way much ahead of me in dancing. I've been a pianist for a long while and all I do during service is sit my ass down during praise and worship. I couldn't do much on my wedding day. People were like dance, do craze. I simply ignored them and swayed to d music. U're not alone bro. U cld try get some few dance lessons from a trusted friend who knows hw to dance and also, how to teach. Just cram some few stuffs/tricks and u're good to go!
Wish u happy married life in advance! E go be

Anybody who tells you not to smoke Igbo or Shayo on that day is not a true friend. That is what you got to do, brother.

I made sure every guest has fun at my wedding. It was so obvious I couldn't dance, so I turned it into a comedy show. Dance crazy have fun, its your day. I even made a few ladies fall in love with me that day. (I think)

greens:
Dear friends.
My wedding will be coming up on Jan 03 2015. My problems is that I will be compelled to dance. That is my major concern now because I cant remember if I have ever danced in public before and I know I dont know how to dance

Please drop your tips dears.

Thank you very much

jst jump around wit so much energy lol, d excitement in d dance is greater than d professionalism

The major thing is the Joy of the day. Anyhow your wife will still dance pass you, just make sure you are not standing still. If possible do some practices before the day.

MrHighSea:
Op na person wey sabi dance go advice person wey no sabi. Me n u dy d same shoe bt u go come tell us au u killed it. HML in advance.

Thank you my dear. I will try not to disapoint you

mikaj:
Hire me make I come rock ur wife for you na. Mtcheww.

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