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JONATHANISM A New Term by obiak4(m): 11:26pm On Jan 03, 2015
JONATHANISM is a life threatening infection caused by a
notorious, multi-drug resistant organism called GEJ. It
manifested as endemic disease in Nigeria. It's main
symptoms include; poverty, in-discipline, bribery,
corruption, theft, insecurity, unemployment,
pooreducation, bad roads, poor health care & no electricity
supply among others. The current drugs found to be
effective against the organism include; Atikucyline,
Buharimycin, Kwankwasilline, Amechicillin and Tinibustan
all available in APC Pharmacy nationwide. The Doctors in
charge of spreading the disease were staff of APC hospital
who left for PDP Referral Medical Center:
1. Consultant Ali modu sheriff
2. Surgeon General Shekarau
3. Dr. N. Ribadu
Some experts believed that high dose of Protesting can
also eradicate it but with potential side effects. The most
recent research has confirmed that judicious use of PVC
( your permanent voters card) at the right dosage (2015
election) will surely eradicate all the diseases as well as
their side effects.
disclaimer SSS and DSS should please let me be ooooo
Re: JONATHANISM A New Term by temitemi1(m): 11:52pm On Jan 03, 2015
CLAPTRAP!!!
obiak4:
JONATHANISM is a life threatening infection caused by a
notorious, multi-drug resistant organism called GEJ. It
manifested as endemic disease in Nigeria. It's main
symptoms include; poverty, in-discipline, bribery,
corruption, theft, insecurity, unemployment,
pooreducation, bad roads, poor health care & no electricity
supply among others. The current drugs found to be
effective against the organism include; Atikucyline,
Buharimycin, Kwankwasilline, Amechicillin and Tinibustan
all available in APC Pharmacy nationwide. The Doctors in
charge of spreading the disease were staff of APC hospital
who left for PDP Referral Medical Center:
1. Consultant Ali modu sheriff
2. Surgeon General Shekarau
3. Dr. N. Ribadu
Some experts believed that high dose of Protesting can
also eradicate it but with potential side effects. The most
recent research has confirmed that judicious use of PVC
( your permanent voters card) at the right dosage (2015
election) will surely eradicate all the diseases as well as
their side effects.
disclaimer SSS and DSS should please let me be ooooo

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Re: JONATHANISM A New Term by Ewizard(m): 12:12am On Jan 04, 2015
Devastatin effect of unemployment...
Mtchew!!
Re: JONATHANISM A New Term by LRNZH(m): 12:18am On Jan 04, 2015
El-Rufai is right

Sai Buhari!
Re: JONATHANISM A New Term by DickTator1: 2:44am On Jan 04, 2015
LRNZH:
El-Rufai is right

Sai Buhari!


El-Rufai was very right, I agree with you

El-Rufai insists Buhari is unelectable


By Segun Balogun

Mohammadu Buhari’s record as a military head of state will perpetually render him unelectable because Nigerians will never desire a repeat of such administration, said Nasir El-Rufai, former FCT Minister. Reacting to statements made by the Mohammadu Buhari’s party, Congress for Progressive Change (CPC), regarding the advice he gave the retired army general to retire from politics, Mr. El-Rufai, in a statement on Monday, said age is certainly a factor in the coming presidential election since Ibrahim Babangida has already defamed young Nigerians as unfit for national leadership.

“While it is true that neither youth nor age supplies wisdom on their own, it makes sense to ask those who have been recurring decimals in our country’s sorry history to leave the stage. I’m amazed that General Buhari cannot debate this matter without scurrying to the gutter, making claims that are baseless and unsupported by any facts,” said Mr. El-Rufai, describing Mr. Buhari’s leadership style as parochial and insensitive to Nigeria’s diverse background.

He asked whether “the failure [of Mr. Buhari and Mr. Babangida] to do their best for Nigeria when they had the chance qualifies them for a return to office. Our people surely deserve better.”

He was obviously irked by the claims made by CPC regarding his administration as a federal minister, describing them as fictitious and prejudicial.

“Despite the difficult decisions that had to be taken to restore Abuja, Mallam El-Rufai continues to receive deserved praise and recognition for his achievements in restoring the Abuja master plan, introducing Nigeria’s first computerised land registry, and helping thousands of Nigerians achieve their dreams of home ownership in the federal capital,” the statement said.
Re: JONATHANISM A New Term by obiak4(m): 7:13am On Jan 04, 2015
bro el rufia was a big stooge for obj wouldn't even write their names in capital letters.
el rufia soiled his integrity long time ago and should please let buhari who in the day weh money get value no thief,I for once would not listen to anything coming from him,
he should visit the nearest mfm Church for deliverance.
hope he knows
disclaimer no b my mouth you hear say he has dieolocologically a.k.a abiku-cynisilicality
Re: JONATHANISM A New Term by minister2015: 7:22am On Jan 04, 2015
JONATHANISM is a viral disease worse than ebola. May God save us from it.
Re: JONATHANISM A New Term by obiak4(m): 11:41am On Jan 05, 2015
Ewizard:
Devastatin effect of unemployment...
Mtchew!!
who??

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