EPS 1


It began slowly but then rapidly intensified, the gentle breeze which had just recently caressed the hairs on his body had turned into a viscous, turbulent wind.

Lying in a bush concealed by the darkness of the midnight the faint sound of moaning emanated. Two shadows seemed to be rolling on top of each other.

"Ohh nah, which kind parole be this nah shoo" screamed Jonathan's brain as he hastily began buckling up his trousers.

He had just enjoyed virtually the best sex ever of his life, although the wind seemed to be spoiling things at the moment, the 1hr 30mins he had spent already was really indeed worth it in fact it was the most ecstatic and lovely 90 minutes of his miserable entire 22 years on earth.

Truly he was beginning to believe the myth he had heard all this while that calabar girls were excellent on the skills of 'bedmatics'.




Jonathan had met Iniobong at Madam Ekaete Specials Calabar Kitchen 2 days ago, aLocal food vendor he was just recently introduced to by his friend Dogo. The taste of the food had caused a volcanic eruption in his brain as he had savoured the culinary skills of the delicacy he had eaten. It was superb. Ever since then he had become a regular face at the restaurant eating his two square meal there. It was there he had met iniobong, with hips that could make toolz envious , an arsse that could make Nicky minaj amazed and a pair of boobs that could make a man's third leg salute. Iniobong Was the epitome of the word 'sexy'. She was a cook as well as a waitress in the restaurant, the first day he had set his eyes upon her, she was dressed in a sleeveless top that flaunted her cleavage, she had also won a tight jean skirt which made her hips sway as she walked. Instantly he had become hard as he didn't even notice when his erection had slipped out of a hole on his trouser fighting for fresh air. She came and had served him his third round of fufu and egusi when she began giggling to herself as she stood there looking at him. He took it that she was waiting for him to pay up his balance so he stood up and reached for his back pocket to remove his mtn branded wallet. He instantly became the cynosure of all eyes with women in the restaurant smiling at his direction as they let their mouths wide open. He thought they were smiling at the amount of money that filled up his wallet, so he smiled back as he said to himself "owo lon soro" 'meaning money is talking'. The ode no sabi say it was Dick is talking". It took the intervention of rough looking bald headed man sitted across the table who shouted "bros cover that nonsense nah, men dey chop for here" to restore common sense back to its default settings in Joe's brain. He immediately then looked down and saw his erect penis pointing out stark naked from the hole on his trouser. Shame engulfed him as he hurriedly inserted it back inside. He looked up and her seen iniobong still giggling. He instantly ran out in shame leaving his untouched Food behind and vowed that very soon he too will see her own unclothedness. One thing led to another and that was how he found himself lost in sexual ecstasy with the girl of his dreams in a bush at 2.00am.



He turned and looked around only to see something beyond his imagination, his fucckk buddy was wriggling like a snake as she wore her clothes. His mouth hanged wide open.......