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Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by Gabry(f): 1:19pm On Jan 09, 2009
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by dani1luv: 1:22pm On Jan 09, 2009
@ spens

ur thingy is 1000km long shocked shocked
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by spenchuks(m): 1:26pm On Jan 09, 2009
@gabby
why are u doing ur face like that na grin

@ dani
e no easy na. i'm waiting for my name in the Guiness Book of Record
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by Gabry(f): 1:46pm On Jan 09, 2009
I know its sexy now. . . grin Cause I saw your koboko standing up tongue
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by sholabanke(m): 1:50pm On Jan 09, 2009
whaooooooooo
how did u take see that?
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by dani1luv: 1:51pm On Jan 09, 2009
@ spens
ur own nor big reach studio type [263,014,078,091 inches long shocked]

@ gaby
u dey with spens for him room shocked
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by Gabry(f): 1:53pm On Jan 09, 2009
sholabanke:

whaooooooooo
how did u take see that?

With your 25 inch koboko, who no fit see?

dani1luv:

@ spens
ur own nor big reach studio type [263,014,078,091 inches long shocked]

@ gaby
u dey with spens for him room shocked

With his 25 inch koboko, anyone fit see naa
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by sholabanke(m): 1:59pm On Jan 09, 2009
hmmmmmmmmmmmm shocked shocked
na wa for ur eyes
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by dani1luv: 2:02pm On Jan 09, 2009
@ gaby
c ur yeye face. go chop cow shit jorh

@ shola
Old mama dey see wetin small boiz like us nor fit see
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by Gabry(f): 2:06pm On Jan 09, 2009
sholabanke:

hmmmmmmmmmmmm shocked shocked
na wa for ur eyes

Wetin? Even with ma Rat eyes, I still fit see jor

dani1luv:

@ gaby
c ur yeye face. go chop cow shit jorh

@ shola
Old mama dey see wetin small boiz like us nor fit see


Chai! Cow Shit abi? U go chop first make I see whether you fit swallow or not.

Good enough I go clarify say his koko dey huge betta than small like insect.
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by sholabanke(m): 2:09pm On Jan 09, 2009
@Gab
hmmmmmmmm
na wa oooooo
u get different types of experience on this
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by Gabry(f): 2:11pm On Jan 09, 2009
Experience? Wetin you mean sef?
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by sholabanke(m): 2:14pm On Jan 09, 2009
experience in seen differentt
type of koboko naaaa
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by sylve11: 2:20pm On Jan 09, 2009
mehn i dey miss kasala since.
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by sholabanke(m): 2:23pm On Jan 09, 2009
u never missed too much naaaaaaaaa
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by Gabry(f): 2:24pm On Jan 09, 2009
sholabanke:

experience in seen differentt
type of koboko naaaa

Nahhh. . . In my entire life, Ive only seen 3. But shape Ive seen many

sylve11:

mehn i dey miss kasala since.

Wetin be kasala?
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by clemcykul(f): 2:27pm On Jan 09, 2009
food
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by sholabanke(m): 2:31pm On Jan 09, 2009
@Gab
at least you try
for to have seen different shapes
but only to hav tasted only 3
means you are good girl only if you re telling the truth about this
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by Gabry(f): 2:42pm On Jan 09, 2009
huh? u no think well atall. 2 is I accidently see and 1 is I purposely see naa
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by dani1luv: 2:48pm On Jan 09, 2009
?
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by sholabanke(m): 2:50pm On Jan 09, 2009
@Gab
you deducted 2 from 3
well u dey try tell me say na only one u don taste
as old as u are?
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by sylve11: 3:26pm On Jan 09, 2009
na wa for nairaroad
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by sholabanke(m): 3:43pm On Jan 09, 2009
hmmmmmmmmm
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by spenchuks(m): 5:33pm On Jan 09, 2009
shocked so na me una dey discuss like this shocked

may God have mercy on gabby embarassed
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by neowelsh(m): 7:07pm On Jan 09, 2009
AMEN
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by Gabry(f): 1:16am On Jan 10, 2009
sholabanke:

@Gab
you deducted 2 from 3
well u dey try tell me say na only one u don taste
as old as u are?

What kinda taste are you talking about? Mouth Action? Mouth Action only 1 in my life. The other 2 I no fit ooo. . . Thats my brother and father naaa. Accidently saw it. . . . who ask them no lock door? Chai! embarassed

So you're saying that with my age, I should taste like 100 koko abi? I no be ashewo naaaa. . . . . And so far, I only had 1 biyfriend in my life so how I fit taste more than 1. Na waa to you sef ooo. . . . sad
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by neowelsh(m): 7:49am On Jan 10, 2009
U fit teaste dat 1, 100 times aday tongue, but u nid to teaste bigger 1 like my own tongue
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by Gabry(f): 7:51am On Jan 10, 2009
shocked shocked shocked Uhm. . . No thank you. . .


100 times a day? Nah. . . . I only do that when uhm. . . well. . . heheheh! u know now. . . cheesy or maybe I dont want him to concentrate on his football game or maybe he is in a bad mood. . . Stuff liek that grin
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by sylve11: 9:24am On Jan 10, 2009
una don dey turn this topic to another thing again o.

Madam gabryl oya come make i carry u go volley ball court so u dat u go 4get about long thing.
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by dani1luv: 11:45am On Jan 10, 2009
undecided :-x
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by romsky: 12:19pm On Jan 10, 2009
I wont see, read or even hia any evil this year Iseeeeeeee
Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by dani1luv: 12:32pm On Jan 10, 2009
sad

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