I was in a taxi chatting with my friend on facebook and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation.
Since i did not want to embarrass the man, i decided to change the topic of the chat; Abeg oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abu Qaqa that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation. Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the target place before the bombs explode because there is terrible traffic jam now but nevertheless, I am sure casualty figure will be high since we are five in our taxi and all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We have less than 3minutes for the bomb to go off. Bye bye and take care of my parents and siblings as agreed. The Man, without allowing the taxi to stop quickly opened the taxi door, jumped out & picked race… his leg was almost touching the back of his head~~~~

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LMFAO...ROTFLMAO OH MY GOD. Op see what you have done to me. Sleep has left my eyes.
You harsh o! U wan give the man HBP.

Ancient Joke

lolz. All those peeps way no de mind there business na to de read wetin de ur phone screen. As for me, d moment I notice such na to turn screen brightness to lowest. No time.