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Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 5:23pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
mytime24: Would it be right if i asked your age? |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by sexymoma(f): 5:23pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Adjusting Tight Trousers |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by OgologoDimkpa: 5:24pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Front page poo |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Cutehector(m): 5:24pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Saying turn to your neighbor and tel him or her I am better dan you |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 5:24pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
January 13 |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 5:24pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
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Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by oluvick(m): 5:25pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
You think it's easy to speak in the public where all eyes are on you? Hmmmm. Trust me. Pastors do need your prayers up there. #cut them some slack 1 Like |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Sarimah(f): 5:26pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Rich4god:and they end up baptizing the mic with saliva |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by bengoodcreature: 5:26pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Noted |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by missionmex(m): 5:27pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
U are on your own on this one. |
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Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 5:28pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
starlingleanets: What really made this to be funny. Nawa oo 1 Like |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by anonym0us: 5:28pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
I'm ma$turbaťing don't disturb *thinking of Genevieve naked* |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by spanzed(m): 5:30pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Sorry but I don't doesn't sound funny to me.... 1 Like |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by darepoju(m): 5:34pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
shame on u and ur science if u go to church to observe pastors' mistakes.... u might end up been a church goer and an observer all through ur life.... without nothing to show for it except for threads like this.. ... I pray it won't be ur portion IN JESUS NAME. ! CAN SOME BODY SAY A FAT AMEN,.....! 1 Like |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 5:35pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
ALL PASTORS, PROPHETS, G.O'S, BISHOPS ARE THIEVES. THEY ALL HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON. PROGRAMMING THE MIND OF GULLIBLE NIGERIANS AND MILKING THEM DRY HEREBY SCARING THEM WITH AN IMAGINARY HELL FIRE. IN MY AREA, WE CALL THEM BIBLICAL SCAMMERS THERE IS ONE GORIMAPA BISHOP THAT BOASTED HE HAS THE KEYS TO THE GATES OF HELL. ONLY GOD KNOWS HOW MUCH THE NIGGA MAKES WEEKLY WITH HIS PROPHETIC SCAM. THANK GOD I'M SANE. NO PASTOR CAN CONTROL MY LIFE. I LIVE IT FREELY WITHOUT HAVING TO FEAR ONE YEYE FIRE Quote me and die of stray bullets |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by focus7: 5:36pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
The NL moderators seems to becoming clueless, they don't even know the type of post that should make the front page again. As for you op, I know you are kid but no one force you to go to church, your like is disgusting to think you could make NL a place to make mockery of the church. In future when life ends up a mockery people begin to think it is the witches from your fathers house that are responsible. |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by just4fun(m): 5:40pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
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Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by AmaechiLinus(m): 5:40pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
I no get any1 wey i wan add. |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Crixina(f): 5:40pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Vock:same thing I told a friend two Sundays ago. The guy came on the pulpit and immediately started screaming,I was like what's going on here. |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Crixina(f): 5:45pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Cutehector:sometimes they say weird things that I can't even turn to my neighbour to say,and I will also keep a face that my neighbour won't even dare turn to say. Like tell your neighbour "know me now o if you no know me now,you go soon fill form to see me o" What the f....u.. What! |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by afeez5808(m): 5:46pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
A B E G B O O K U R S P A C E G E N T L Y |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 5:55pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
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Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 6:08pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Ephesians 4:29 Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear. Going 2 church 2 observe & criticize what's been done will add no value 2 your life rather will deprive u of d blessings of God. All dose things U mentioned is of no importance, 4 me d more I shout d Amen d more d blessings. In the presence of the Lord there is liberty & fullness of joy. |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by unlimitedvibes(f): 6:09pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
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Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Benfaco: 6:10pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
patrickdarlins:CORRECTED |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by dexcira(f): 6:11pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
i hate that part wen they ask u to turn to your neighbor and say. lwkmd, u ar on point |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 6:15pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
some people go to church to check the mistakes in the pastors preaching its people like them that see everything wrong in what the pastor said. |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 6:18pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
searching4love: Now I can say with all authority that you are demented. All your posts are either hateful, chauvinistic, callow or nonsensical all together. You need sound counselling and true repentance. Sadism and pessimism are a suicidal combination. Get saved, get well soon! 1 Like |
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