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Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Seunannointing: 6:24pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
benuejosh: Abi oo, u can see how ignorant people are o! Op thinks its funny! Its not! It only reveals ur level of ignorance! Until u become one! U cant understand why pastors do so |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Lovexme(m): 6:27pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
At the end of the day, know God for yourself. |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 6:28pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
CounsellorWise: Your sense of reasoning is demented as well. If not you will counter my present post and stop spewing gibberish. Are pastors not thieves What is the modus operandi of the pastors Is not about the tithes and offerings You need to have ur brain examined. They milk people dry and program them to mugun like u. Religious slave. |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Cutehector(m): 6:28pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Crixina:lol dis got me laffn so hard.. nigerian pastors need deliverance demselves. I dnt even turn to my neighbour sef. All ds dr nonsense compulsive statements dat make u do what u don't want to do. Den if u dnt do it, u wil now be thinkn dat maybe others wil think of u as a pagan or sadist or smth den u r compelled to do it. Well, I dnt blame them, i blame the trend setters. |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by felsunseg(m): 6:30pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
patrickdarlins:nah u knw o |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 6:33pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
searching4love: "Thou art snared with the words of thy mouth, thou art taken with the words of thy mouth" (Proverbs 6:2). Be warned! |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 6:35pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Sarimah: "Thou art snared with the words of thy mouth, thou art taken with the words of thy mouth" (Proverbs 6:2). Be warned! |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 6:45pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
CounsellorWise: No be only thou, na doughnut. Dey quote unreasonable fallacies instead of using ur brain. Smh |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by mytime24(f): 6:58pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
jacksparrow1207:ask nA, mr troublemakEr |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Jblaiseboy(m): 7:05pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
isorite....i guess i will waka passs....no bem me nd u o...my cup remain small to full. |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 7:11pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
mytime24: Oya tell me, how old are u? 14? |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by synergycom19: 7:16pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Rich4god:won't you shut your month what did you know about the HOLY SPIRIT |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 7:17pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by synergycom19: 7:19pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
searching4love:Did you think you have a brain?if you insults any Man of God Again,a Curse will follow you and your generation,They shall work but others will eat the fruit of there's labour |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by jayAjoku(m): 7:20pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
I C A M E I R E A D I L E F T ................................. |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by soulfood(m): 7:25pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
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Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Rich4god(m): 7:25pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
synergycom19:.....? |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 7:41pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
synergycom19: Dumb bottom u are no different from a programmed robot. Everyone is a man/woman of God or are you of the devil mumu like u be quoting bible verses u don't understand. Jesus was persecuted on earth, abused and nailed on the cross but instead of cursing he prayed for the forgiveness of sins of those responsible. That is the kind of love Christianity preaches not this fanatic and radicalized version you people exhibit. You condem people who questions or disagree with your school of thought to hell and various curses. You have been brainwashed to the extent that pastors are now equal to God in your eyes. I'm not surprised anyways. You call the scammers men of God, we call them God of gullible Men . Mumu 1 Like |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Sabadon(m): 7:57pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
abejide1000:hahahahahahaha I laff sotay my phone fall for my ewedu soup... |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by ifeoluwa237(m): 8:09pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
U better Dnt let d wrath of God fall on u wif wat u are saying |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 8:10pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Lionize:leave d guy who is jst anxious 2 mke fp,he's got no idea of wot he jst did |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Wolexdey(m): 8:12pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
These six things doth the LORD hate: yes, seven are an abomination unto Him. A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, an heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, a false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren. (Proverbs 6:16-19) My son, attend to my words; incline thine ear unto my sayings. Let them not depart from thine eyes; keep them in the midst of thine heart. (Proverbs 4:20-21) Op thanks for your write up but do not forget to take the word of God and advice above very seriously. |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Nobody: 8:12pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
abejide1000:hohoho funny u,christ embassy pastors r guilty as charged |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by buchichukwu69: 8:18pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
What about pastors who campaign for corrupt politicians? Anyway campaigning at the pulpit is not funny sha. It is rather annoying. |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by bobisky(m): 8:18pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
U are not a christian but if u are,u are a disgrace 4 writing this trash.it shows u dnt und the tins God. |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Princewell2012(m): 8:47pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Actualy i don't know where we (christians) realy gets those slogans from. This is what i called lips service. In the actual sense, when you command me to praise the lord, u actualy want me to perform an actions, such as waving ur hands over the air, role urself on d floor, kneel on d floor, or begin to say something nice, like, you re a wonderful God, hallow be thy name, i cannot do without you, so on and so forth. Thats how to praise God. Not the other ways round. Ask a believer the meaning of haleluyah, he will only tell u it is an heavenly language, thats all. |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by femi4: 8:49pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
starlingleanets:You are canally minded.......change before its too late |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Polyflexzy(m): 8:49pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
starlingleanets: senseless post. After yu wonda why muslim dey tek dia religion so serious upto d extent of beheading ur type. |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by elomepee: 9:02pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
May God help you people in this Naira land. 1 Like |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by rago(m): 9:09pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
benuejosh: u shud apologize wrong |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by Godson201333(m): 9:29pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
starlingleanets: so you only go to church to observe the Pastors characters...Then Devil is dancing on your head oo |
Re: 5 Funny Things Pastors Do On The Pulpit. by deloon(m): 11:06pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
gbengaidonge:You want to teach web programming languages but you can't buy a domain and host your website properly. |
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