ifyalways:
LOL
You got it right. Dude was like " Come open your mouth and t*t* make i piss inside na" while advancing towards me. I had to quickly apologise and change direction when i noticed folks around were cheering him on. Naija!, lawless like that.

Amen and Amen. Thanks mama Chichi X2

I taya. . . .
Unbelievable!!!!!
You mean we for see una for 'WE-YUBE'?
Ebenebe!!!!!

SAMBARRY:
lol. I don't hesitate to lash them IF THEY DO THAT AROUND WHERE I PARKED OR THE FRONT OF MY HOUSE


ONE WAS URINATING BEHIND MY CAR AND I WANTED TO SCARE HIM SO HE WOULDN'T TRY THAT NONSENSE AGAIN SO I TOOK MALT in my fridge, poured it in a small bottle. Tied a red cloth around the bottle and took fallen leafs and a strand of chicken feathers and then used the red cloth to tie it then as soon as I got back outside he had gone. The thing pained me. I kept the make belief charm prepared by me for the next person i see urinating there. Lo and behold I came back from work and I met one who was already attempting to urinate. I just parked gently and went to pick up the object and was sprinkling it around the environment and him and was issuing curses that he will become impotent and crazy.


Omo the guy tear race not knowing it's just malt that looks black and a small red cloth I cut out of my napkin leafs picked up on the ground and just chicken feather

5minsmadness:

Efemenaxy!!!
Come and see ya thread o!

Is it?

ifyalways:

Those eyes, chai. Tomato jos. Happy New year, AJ.

@Topic, This is Naija, get used to it. Once, I phooolishly confronted one dude that was shamelessly urinating by the roadside, dude carry the thing for hand pursue me. Haa,I have since learnt to face my front.

Seriously?

How far and how long did he chase you for? Was he yelling obscenities whilst running after you?

Sorry, the picture I'm conjuring up in my head is just too funny!

KanwuliaJara:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=757vYI7cZfU

Thia is sad and at the sametime, repulsive.

EfemenaXY:


Seriously?

How far and how long did he chase you for? Was he yelling obscenities whilst running after you?

Sorry, the picture I'm conjuring up in my head is just too funny!

Efe
Trust me, you don't want to know but it was real bad.

It was a cluster of banks,I parked beside one to use an atm but had to walk further down the road as the atm i wanted to use was not working. Dude had his thing in his hand, pissing away by the road side, not even by a drainage. I confronted him and he just carried the thing begin follow me shouting " Come open your mouth and t*t* make i piss inside na. make i no piss again bla bla" . It was late evening, the area was not so busy (Chevron GTB side) so i increased my pace while apologising oo.



Now,this reminds me of some story I heard. Fashola boys,I think KAI or whatever they are called, caught a man shyting by the raodside. They stood a few meters away from him and told him that when hes done, he should get ready to follow them to the station as he is under arrest. Dude finished his business, used his hand and packed a big chunk of his shyte and promised to feed it to whoever dares come close to him. Needless to say, he was left alone.

Eko for show.

ifyalways:
Efe
Trust me, you don't want to know but it was real bad.

It was a cluster of banks,I parked beside one to use an atm but had to walk further down the road as the atm i wanted to use was not working. Dude had his thing in his hand, pissing away by the road side, not even by a drainage. I confronted him and he just carried the thing begin follow me shouting " Come open your mouth and t*t* make i piss inside na. make i no piss again bla bla" . It was late evening, the area was not so busy (Chevron GTB side) so i increased my pace while apologising oo.

ifyalways:
Now,this reminds me of some story I heard. Fashola boys,I think KAI or whatever they are called, caught a man shyting by the raodside. They stood a few meters away from him and told him that when hes done, he should get ready to follow them to the station as he is under arrest. Dude finished his business, used his hand and packed a big chunk of his shyte and promised to feed it to whoever dares come close to him. Needless to say, he was left alone.

Eko for show.

ify!

Ify!!

IFY!!!

IFY!!!!

Na you biko! I've laughed so much this morning, I'm almost choking on my coffee!!

A reason had to exist why we have such lush green vegetation in this part of the world.
I wonder why it's only females who create these sort of threads. Oh, the jealousy of not being able to do the same without facing the glaring eyes of strangers.
You women should admit it, males are more confident and give zero f-ucks. It is also sexy to whip out my manhood anywhere and piss on your silly existence. Most men hide their organs while doing the deed but women always claim to see them in full detail. I guess one gender's imagination works fulltime.