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Funny Results Of A Layman's Diagnosis by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jan 15, 2015
*When you have headache and pains,,it equals =malaria cheesy,(without a doctors confirmation).

When after 2years of marriage there is no child,it equals= barreness or "village witches are after you" sad.(without going to medical check-ups)

When a lady starts to vomit,,it equals pregnancy grin (without doctors confirmation).

When someone starts dancing to unheard music,,it always equals to insanity grin (without waiting for the doctors confirmation)

When a lady says she's from Owerri,,it equals that her bride price would be 2.5m grin (without trying to confirm).

When a lady says she wants an Iphone,,,it equals that she's a gold-digger undecided.

When a guy insists on cooking a pot of okro soup with N200,,it equals that he is a broke dude grin

tell yours cheesy

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Re: Funny Results Of A Layman's Diagnosis by Nobody: 3:30pm On Jan 15, 2015
Veralaw:
Brb
undecided hope all is well sha ??

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