novakane:
After getting dreadful-looking tattoos somewhere between the hand and the arm, members of the al-shabaab have decided to adopt a new moniker... They now call themselves
"THE TERROR-WRISTS"

Heard the gist while shaving at the barbershop today, actually thought it was just hair-say.

At least they're not like this other group I know. Those ones have trouble written all over them.

novakane:
After getting dreadful-looking tattoos somewhere between the hand and the arm, members of the al-shabaab have decided to adopt a new moniker... They now call themselves
"THE TERROR-WRISTS"

Blackeard:
At least they're not like this other group I know. Those ones have trouble written all over them.

Like drawings of scary-looking bears on their arms gives them any right to bear arms

Eke40seven:
Pooing in a tin container to dispose off days later can be a can of worms.
Painpills, Novakane, PiccoloBrunelli and Adunnilwo, you guys are holding it down like its about to blow up

We can't be too careful cos anything is possible wt u (eke40seven) around.

You think you are AUGLY? wait till you see AUGUSTINA

Someone on this thread had a "wetdream" with "sea men" everywhere.. I'd like to ask, was that really "pond intended"?

Im a tardy fellow, i just dunno how to KEEP TO TIME but when i see a rolex lying unguarded i know its "TIME TO KEEP"

D bar has never been dis full. But i smile today wen i remember it is the fool's day..

Painpill:

Like drawings of scary-looking bears on their arms gives them any right to bear arms

it doesn't, perhaps their sleeveless shirts give them the "right to bare arms"

novakane:
it doesn't, perhaps their sleeveless shirts give them the "right to bare arms"

And what's with them always wearing long black clothes and covering their heads with veils? Their dress sense is indeed second to Nun.

novakane:
Im a tardy fellow, i just dunno how to KEEP TO TIME but when i see a rolex lying unguarded i know its "TIME TO KEEP"

A fallen ROLEX? Might be a trap. Better WATCH your back.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Blackeard's addiction to Illicit Punography was getting out of hand. No amount of Painpills could cure him. Not even an overdose of Novakane. So I shot him with an Eke40seven.

*Guys...you rock. #respect*

BRILLANT!

Painpill:

And what's with them always wearing long black clothes and covering their heads with veils? Their dress sense is indeed second to Nun.

very impressive

hello guys please check out this thread www.nairaland.com/3042868/diary-desperate-lover-plea-updated

Hey guys I need urgent help! I OWE someone a lot of money. It's a matter of life or DEBT.

Hey wotsup wit d long silence? y'all just remind me of my little nephew, he is not as boisterous as he used to be, guess he has run out of
"Ward play"

I find it ironic that i have a dictionary yet i can seem to find
the words to express my burning desire & obsession for
it.... Well maybe im just "LUST for words"

My tardy brother came back late from the stream he claimed the distance is too long I found his story a bit "FAR FETCHED"

It seems eke40seven has run outta bullets; painpill and novakane is out of stock; piccolo and AdunniIwo has retired from pornography.
Well, 'Life's about ups and downs'


Where y'all at? Show yur face

The bible says in genesis 1:28, "Multiply and fill the earth" the very first crawling insect must have
heard, and on doing so he was ADAMant!!

GMan650:
It seems eke40seven has run outta bullets; painpill and novakane is out of stock; piccolo and AdunniIwo has retired from pornography.
Well, 'Life's about ups and downs'


Where y'all at? Show yur face

Bro, you can say that again but not that I ran out of bullets though.

My RUNNING battle with DIARRHEA proves that SHIIIT happens.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Hey guys I need urgent help! I OWE someone a lot of money. It's a matter of life or DEBT.

I suggest u BALE out...except u ain't got d BALLS

abbas99:



I suggest u BALE out...except u ain't got d BALLS

BALE out? That's REALly MAD.RID yourself of such thoughts. You want them to show me PEPE?

PiccoloBrunelli:


BALE out? That's REALly MAD.RID yourself of such thoughts. You want them to show me PEPE?

well...u can always beg for MESSy...but trust me, it ain't gonna b CLASSICo

My cousin wanted to get posted to RIVERS to do his Nysc but he found out he was in the wrong STREAM

KingTom:
My cousin wanted to get posted to RIVERS to do his Nysc but he found out he was in the wrong STREAM

Well, there are a SEA of corpers on the same BOAT.

Eke40seven:

Well, there are a SEA of corpers on the same BOAT.

I suggest they ignore CURRENT events and just ROW as one.

PiccoloBrunelli:


I suggest they ignore CURRENT events and just ROW as one.

Well if you are banking on the CURRENT, I hope it can get them CHARGED UP because NYSC won't give a DAM!

Eke40seven:

Well if you are banking on the CURRENT, I hope it can get them CHARGED UP because NYSC won't give a DAM!

I now SEA that what they say about you is true. God DAM it bro. Your FLOW is DEEP.

PiccoloBrunelli:
I now SEA that what they say about you is true. God DAM it bro. Your FLOW is DEEP.

Some won't GRADE my FLOW as DEEP, just let it PASS as a SHALLOW REMARK.

Eke40seven:
Some won't GRADE my FLOW as DEEP, just let it PASS as a SHALLOW REMARK.

U guys FLOW is OARsome

Somewhere in the sandy shores of elegushi lies some currencies with my name on it....the next time i come around, "Beach Better Have My Money"