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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 10:28pm On May 03, 2016 |
What did Jay Z call his wife before they got married? FEYONCE. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 10:43pm On May 03, 2016 |
Those who want me to buy an apple PHONE say "I". If you keep silent then that means you're showing me NO KIA at all. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 10:48pm On May 03, 2016 |
abbas99:This is the BREAST thing I've heard all day. You got my TIT clattering. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:14am On May 04, 2016 |
SPIDERMAN has the best site in the world. He's the ultimate WEB designer. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 7:49am On May 04, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli: I had to RACK my brain 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 5:56pm On May 05, 2016 |
GMan650: Holla! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 7:01pm On May 05, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli: I see you're going MICRO SOFT with pun these days...anyways, hope LIFE's GOOD with ya? I got some BLACK BERRIES at ACE supermarket to munch on while I study the GALAXY of stars tonight. I promise to play dat SAM SUNG (same song) u requested d last time...no PHONES, no internet, just u n I (if u want). And...Errm...PHILIPS and SONY are at the DELLsons. So, TeL ME, wats it gon be? 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 7:16pm On May 05, 2016 |
The nigerian music industry needs a RECOVERY. I mean, its all SAME SONG & DANCE...reason I stick with EMINEM. #MusicPUN 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:22pm On May 05, 2016 |
AdunniIwo:This girl is HOT! Everybody take NOTE! Can't even TOUCH you right now. Never knew a girl with CURVES could be so BOLD with CLASSIC puns. You were flowing at panaSONIC speed. And those puns were so TECNOlogical. Anyway here is an APPLE. Marry me? 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Kbs468(m): 7:29pm On May 05, 2016 |
AdunniIwo:Can you please reply me wrt to dtobs? Please do I beg of you. whatsApp before I take it down ok |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 9:13pm On May 05, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli: OMG! YU are simply AMAZON and....an APPLE....awww, so cute but I'd prefer something grand to SWIPE me off my foot. Like, take me to RIO or HUAWEI (hawaii) with BLU cocktail as AQUA, compose a SYMPHONY with INFINIX NOTEs for me then get down on one knee with an HI-TEC diamond ring and ask me to marry you. Like this, I can make you my ALPHA. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 9:52pm On May 05, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli: I advise u to get her an IPHONE..it'll b a 6S #success# 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 10:20pm On May 05, 2016 |
abbas99: That's ABBAS-ing (abasing) in many ways than 99 compared to what I want. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 10:34pm On May 05, 2016 |
AdunniIwo: U hav CAT to b KITTEN me.... 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 11:13pm On May 05, 2016 |
abbas99: No, I'm SEArious. Its not too much if I ask him to cross oceans for me. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 12:37am On May 06, 2016 |
AdunniIwo: R u SHORE?.....WATER u inSEAnuating? 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 7:28am On May 06, 2016 |
abbas99: I'm saying he needs DEEPer FLOWs and has many more RIVERs to cross if he really wants me to consider 'SWIMMING towards his BOAT'. Its same for every lady...you can BANK on that. Please, PONDer on that and SEA reasons with me. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 9:31am On May 06, 2016 |
AdunniIwo: Y HARBOUR such SHELLFISH thoughts? 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 9:54am On May 06, 2016 |
abbas99: Its nothing close to selfishness, just a mere STREAM of my consciousness expressing my myriad FLOW of thoughts. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 10:00am On May 06, 2016 |
AdunniIwo: DAMn ur thoughts FLOW 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 10:17am On May 06, 2016 |
abbas99: I bet u av no idea how DEEP. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 10:29am On May 06, 2016 |
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 10:45am On May 06, 2016 |
abbas99: You know u almost suceeded in COTTON TIES btw piccolo n I...thank God I was able to convince u KNITly. I can't just BARE tots of LOOSE-ing him. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 10:50am On May 06, 2016 |
AdunniIwo: Ur relationship is HANGing by a THREAD...u'll RIP wat u SOW 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 11:00am On May 06, 2016 |
abbas99: I think I like that particular THREAD, it has kept NAIRALAND alive...a COMMENT LALASTICLALA can attest to. So, if you don't MYND,44 years is not enough to excuse us. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 11:07am On May 06, 2016 |
AdunniIwo: Its a LUST cause 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 11:19am On May 06, 2016 |
abbas99: WAILER alert!!! I'm thinking you have been COUNTERed once or twice in the LOVE SECTION. Just Be careful not to get BANned. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 11:31am On May 06, 2016 |
AdunniIwo: LOVE section??...lady I only do PORN #pun# 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 11:43am On May 06, 2016 |
abbas99: Little wonder you're ABBAS (abase). Have you heard about ENDTIME SEX? You really should watch yourself cos PUNning is more than what you can express wt mere WORDS. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 11:51am On May 06, 2016 |
AdunniIwo: Hmm...in d game of PORNs I always CUM on TOP #puns# 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 1:04pm On May 06, 2016 |
abbas99: Well, that's not ILLICIT esp wen you're high on PAINPILLs and an EKE40SEVEN is pointed at you by mr PICCOLOBRUNELLI. My advise...biko no try am with hausa BABE o unless dem NOVAKANE you bfore. Dy mov around wt their WHIPs. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 1:49pm On May 06, 2016 |
AdunniIwo: Seems d battleLINE is DRAWN and I aint talkin bout a SKETCH 1 Like |
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