What did Jay Z call his wife before they got married? FEYONCE.

Those who want me to buy an apple PHONE say "I". If you keep silent then that means you're showing me NO KIA at all.

abbas99:
Saw a lady wit 12 b**bs,sounds UDDER ridiculous...DOZENTIT?

This is the BREAST thing I've heard all day. You got my TIT clattering.

SPIDERMAN has the best site in the world. He's the ultimate WEB designer.

PiccoloBrunelli:
This is the BREAST thing I've heard all day. You got my TIT clattering.

I had to RACK my brain

GMan650:
Where's Painpill Illicit Blackeard AdunniIwo ?

Drop it like it's hot

Holla!

PiccoloBrunelli:
Those who want me to buy an apple PHONE say "I". If you keep silent then that means you're showing me NO KIA at all.

I see you're going MICRO SOFT with pun these days...anyways, hope LIFE's GOOD with ya?

I got some BLACK BERRIES at ACE supermarket to munch on while I study the GALAXY of stars tonight. I promise to play dat SAM SUNG (same song) u requested d last time...no PHONES, no internet, just u n I (if u want).

And...Errm...PHILIPS and SONY are at the DELLsons. So, TeL ME, wats it gon be?

The nigerian music industry needs a RECOVERY. I mean, its all SAME SONG & DANCE...reason I stick with EMINEM.





#MusicPUN

AdunniIwo:



I see you're going MICRO SOFT with pun these days...anyways, hope LIFE's GOOD with ya?

I got some BLACK BERRIES at ACE supermarket to munch on while I study the GALAXY of stars tonight. I promise to play dat SAM SUNG (same song) u requested d last time...no PHONES, no internet, just u n I (if u want).

And...Errm...PHILIPS and SONY are at the DELLsons. So, TeL ME, wats it gon be?

This girl is HOT! Everybody take NOTE! Can't even TOUCH you right now. Never knew a girl with CURVES could be so BOLD with CLASSIC puns. You were flowing at panaSONIC speed. And those puns were so TECNOlogical. Anyway here is an APPLE. Marry me?

AdunniIwo:
The nigerian music industry needs a RECOVERY. I mean, its all SAME SONG & DANCE...reason I stick with EMINEM.





#MusicPUN

Can you please reply me wrt to dtobs? Please do I beg of you. whatsApp before I take it down ok

PiccoloBrunelli:
This girl is HOT! Everybody take NOTE! Can't even TOUCH you right now. Never knew a girl with CURVES could be so BOLD with CLASSIC puns. You were flowing at panaSONIC speed. And those puns were so TECNOlogical. Anyway here is an APPLE. Marry me?

OMG! YU are simply AMAZON and....an APPLE....awww, so cute but I'd prefer something grand to SWIPE me off my foot. Like, take me to RIO or HUAWEI (hawaii) with BLU cocktail as AQUA, compose a SYMPHONY with INFINIX NOTEs for me then get down on one knee with an HI-TEC diamond ring and ask me to marry you. Like this, I can make you my ALPHA.

PiccoloBrunelli:
This girl is HOT! Everybody take NOTE! Can't even TOUCH you right now. Never knew a girl with CURVES could be so BOLD with CLASSIC puns. You were flowing at panaSONIC speed. And those puns were so TECNOlogical. Anyway here is an APPLE. Marry me?

I advise u to get her an IPHONE..it'll b a 6S
#success#

abbas99:



I advise u to get her an IPHONE..it'll b a 6S
#success#

That's ABBAS-ing (abasing) in many ways than 99 compared to what I want.

AdunniIwo:


That's ABBAS-ing (abasing) in many ways than 99 compared to what I want.

U hav CAT to b KITTEN me....

abbas99:


U hav CAT to b KITTEN me....

No, I'm SEArious. Its not too much if I ask him to cross oceans for me.

AdunniIwo:


No, I'm SEArious. Its not too much if I ask him to cross oceans for me.

R u SHORE?.....WATER u inSEAnuating?

abbas99:


R u SHORE?.....WATER u inSEAnuating?

I'm saying he needs DEEPer FLOWs and has many more RIVERs to cross if he really wants me to consider 'SWIMMING towards his BOAT'.
Its same for every lady...you can BANK on that. Please, PONDer on that and SEA reasons with me.

AdunniIwo:


I'm saying he needs DEEPer FLOWs and has many more RIVERs to cross if he really wants me to consider 'SWIMMING towards his BOAT'.
Its same for every lady...you can BANK on that. Please, PONDer on that and SEA reasons with me.

Y HARBOUR such SHELLFISH thoughts?

abbas99:


Y HARBOUR such SHELLFISH thoughts?

Its nothing close to selfishness, just a mere STREAM of my consciousness expressing my myriad FLOW of thoughts.

AdunniIwo:


Its nothing close to selfishness, just a mere STREAM of my consciousness expressing my myriad FLOW of thoughts.

DAMn ur thoughts FLOW

abbas99:



DAMn ur thoughts FLOW

I bet u av no idea how DEEP.

AdunniIwo:


I bet u av no idea how DEEP.

SEAMS I underestimated ur ability to WEAVE puns

abbas99:



SEAMS I underestimated ur ability to WEAVE puns

You know u almost suceeded in COTTON TIES btw piccolo n I...thank God I was able to convince u KNITly. I can't just BARE tots of LOOSE-ing him.

AdunniIwo:


You know u almost suceeded in COTTON TIES btw piccolo n I...thank God I was able to convince u KNITly. I can't just BARE tots of LOOSE-ing him.

Ur relationship is HANGing by a THREAD...u'll RIP wat u SOW

abbas99:


Ur relationship is HANGing by a THREAD...u'll RIP wat u SOW

I think I like that particular THREAD, it has kept NAIRALAND alive...a COMMENT LALASTICLALA can attest to. So, if you don't MYND,44 years is not enough to excuse us.

AdunniIwo:


I think I like that particular THREAD, it has kept NAIRALAND alive...a COMMENT LALASTICLALA can attest to. So, if you don't MYND,44 years is not enough to excuse us.

Its a LUST cause

abbas99:


Its a LUST cause

WAILER alert!!! I'm thinking you have been COUNTERed once or twice in the LOVE SECTION. Just Be careful not to get BANned.

AdunniIwo:


WAILER alert!!! I'm thinking you have been COUNTERed once or twice in the LOVE SECTION. Just Be careful not to get BANned.

LOVE section??...lady I only do PORN

#pun#

abbas99:


LOVE section??...lady I only do PORN

#pun#

Little wonder you're ABBAS (abase).

Have you heard about ENDTIME SEX? You really should watch yourself cos PUNning is more than what you can express wt mere WORDS.

AdunniIwo:


Little wonder you're ABBAS (abase).

Have you heard about ENDTIME SEX? You really should watch yourself cos PUNning is more than what you can express wt mere WORDS.

Hmm...in d game of PORNs I always CUM on TOP

#puns#

abbas99:


Hmm...in d game of PORNs I always CUM on TOP

#puns#

Well, that's not ILLICIT esp wen you're high on PAINPILLs and an EKE40SEVEN is pointed at you by mr PICCOLOBRUNELLI.

My advise...biko no try am with hausa BABE o unless dem NOVAKANE you bfore. Dy mov around wt their WHIPs.

AdunniIwo:


Well, that's not ILLICIT esp wen you're high on PAINPILLs and an EKE40SEVEN is pointed at you by mr PICCOLOBRUNELLI.

My advise...biko no try am with hausa BABE o unless dem NOVAKANE you bfore. Dy mov around wt their WHIPs.

Seems d battleLINE is DRAWN and I aint talkin bout a SKETCH