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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 7:51pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
On my tombstone,please write "not appreciating my puns when i was alive,was a grave mistake!". 6 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:51pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
I decided to shave all the hairs on my head but later i realized that it was a BALD decision #pun_intended 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:16pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
I tried to escape an Apple store. I couldn't because there were no windows. 6 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 4:09pm On Mar 13, 2018 |
Do you know why I make puns? Because it's my respunsibility. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 9:39am On Mar 14, 2018 |
Want to hear a pizza joke... nah, it's too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, it's too lame. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by lordbeans(m): 10:06am On Mar 14, 2018 |
I went to Baghdad to see my dad, when I saw him I shouted " dad life is hard!". 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 10:10am On Mar 14, 2018 |
I just heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are now together...and i was like OMg. 8 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by AdunniIwo(f): 4:47pm On Mar 16, 2018 |
kunlesehan: I wouldn't blame him. She's probably a 'liability' with so much 'expenses'. She might not even have the 'assets' to make a man 'balanced'. *winks 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:22am On Mar 21, 2018 |
Nurse to a doctor: Doctor, here’s your list of heart, liver and kidney donors. I already sorted them alphabetically. - Doctor: Excellent job. Seriously well organ-ized. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by IAmAmbrose(m): 1:33am On Mar 27, 2018 |
Its been a tiresome 7 days journey ... Am so week men 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 11:12am On Mar 27, 2018 |
Patient: I think I'm a woman in a man's body. Doctor: Strange. Patient: Can you do a sex change operation for me? Doctor: No. Patient: Can you give me the number of a plastic surgeon who can? Doctor: 90210. (Dr Strange, Dr No, Dr 90210) 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:55am On Mar 28, 2018 |
I ROLL on the floor when am TYREd 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:57am On Mar 28, 2018 |
Burnavick:Jesus christ! u nailed it! 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 9:13am On Mar 29, 2018 |
[After a very long journey] Wheels: I'm tyred. Muffler: I'm exhausted. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by jmanity: 11:11am On Mar 29, 2018 |
Why was Jesus not allowed into the jewellery store, because he was going to BREAK EVERY CHAIN. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:48am On Mar 30, 2018 |
illicit: |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:48am On Mar 30, 2018 |
illicit: Thanks mann 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:49am On Mar 30, 2018 |
What do ghosts serve for dinner? I Scream.!! 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 3:41pm On Mar 30, 2018 |
What did Zero(0) say to Eight(? Nice belt! 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 4:29pm On Mar 30, 2018 |
What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 8:35pm On Mar 30, 2018 |
DaimlerBen:nice one |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by EmjayCaleb(m): 3:07pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Here's Another One, oh you thought I was DJ Khaled |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by EmjayCaleb(m): 3:08pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
The op is so Real he should be in Madrid 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by airliner(m): 5:19pm On Apr 02, 2018 |
I always shout out to KANYE west that is e KANYE me from d WEST |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:03am On Apr 03, 2018 |
C |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:06am On Apr 03, 2018 |
Burnavick: Cat 3- U both have gotta be kitten me 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by nkem12345(m): 12:27am On Apr 03, 2018 |
Duty cures smart guys? Do you think you are smart guys? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:15am On Apr 03, 2018 |
The seminar tagged "How to avoid fraud" is canceled. Tickets are non-refundable. 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by EmjayCaleb(m): 11:31am On Apr 06, 2018 |
[/color]Why are Chelsea players playing like pussies, is it because their manager is CUNTe .. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 6:43pm On Apr 07, 2018 |
nkem12345:I have a feeling punctuation or something else is missing in your sentences. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 1:16pm On Apr 08, 2018 |
Burnavick: Nonrefundable? Which country was this CONdoned 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by barag(f): 1:28pm On Apr 08, 2018 |
A friend who is a Jehovah's witness invited me to his wedding ceremony. He said "come and be a witness" 2 Likes |
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