JOS so you know I PLATEAU much. #NotMine

You know she be olosho, why do you have to KASTINA (cast+Tina)

Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?

Longjorhn:
Have you ever heard of an honest cheetah?

No I haven't but I heard the ability to SPEAK FALSELY is a LIABILITY.

The brakes in my car are so good, they stop me in my tracks.

My cousin is good in fishing,...every time I go to the river side I always take her with me, because her fishing skills are off the HOOK.

My mom can never invite my uncle over, he loves flirting around and he's so a-DICK-ted to sex

I keep on wondering...." Envelope" is such a long word and it contains just one letter.

I'm sorry I can't go out to dinner, I already have a lot on my plate.

Jessica is so unlucky,...her first date drinks too much BEAR, her second was a LION and now this one is a CHEETAH, smh...what a WILD relationship.

Although the chandelier crooner was at the lagos experience gospel concert but i did not SIA perform.

Jacket wearing is a fad that Suits many people

the man fourth from right is forthright!

I grew excited when mum said we're going to Seychelles... we're at the beach....see shells!

Throughout yesterday's occasion, the CHAIRman was never comforTABLE.

Burnavick:
Throughout yesterday's occasion, the CHAIRman was never comforTABLE.

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hmmm ... what SITuation was the CHAIRman UNDER that he couldn't STAND? ... makes one PUNder

My mum's always nagging me about my wrinkled shirt but we've ironed it out.

banging a hoe on the floor is a ground breaking invention.

David have not paid his school fees, David have not paid for textbooks, but David always paid attention.

The Masons disagreed among themselves but surprisingly they mend fences almost immediately.

Politicians count so much in the society because politics is a game of numbers.

Sis Grace graced the wedding of the Dean's son

I like this

illicit:
The Masons disagreed among themselves but surprisingly they mend fences almost immediately.

I bet those responsible for his debts are yet to PAYRENTS

Burnavick:
David have not paid his school fees, David have not paid for textbooks, but David always paid attention.

John is not good in mathematics, I can't count on him.

So much por.n on this thread, keep them cumming.

The last time I was in LONDON, I saw BENSON in ST.MORRIS pack

Bleep low quality. I'm gonna start watching my football in HD. Omo, I don PORTO

Aiye le o, i'm very hungry but here I am criticizing every buka near.