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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by jejemanito: 8:43am On Oct 25, 2017 |
Do defenders pray for God's Messi? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 6:59am On Oct 26, 2017 |
DaimlerBen:Her salt (assault) and battery.... 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:01am On Oct 26, 2017 |
hey figure 8, can I have ur number? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 8:21am On Oct 26, 2017 |
jejemanito:More like "...pray for God to have Messi," that is, take him away. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PopeExplicit(m): 12:24pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 12:38pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
PopeExplicit:Why spam? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 12:07am On Oct 28, 2017 |
He happily jumped into the tank full of pure alcohol reaching up to his head. He was in high spirits. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 5:37pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
What's a 'cannibal's'favorite pickup line? Excuse me miss, can i have ur DIGIT? 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 10:27am On Nov 03, 2017 |
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 3:12am On Nov 04, 2017 |
DaimlerBen: . if he had jumped in with his lady, it would seem as if he was trying "TEQUILA" (to kill her). But I guess it would be romantic too cos he'll start to "LIQUOR" (lick her) down there or in there A full tank u say? That act is suicidal, many would've been DEAD drunk!!! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 8:30pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
I'd like to form my own "heavy metal" band but i'm in dire need of a "lead" guitarist. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 9:39pm On Nov 04, 2017 |
novakane:Hoping to release a platinum album? 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 2:49pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
I think Skuki peeshun lives somewhr around Badagry because in one of his songs he keeps saying, "pass the agbara". |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by IamaNigerianGuy(m): 8:47pm On Nov 05, 2017 |
Not a pun but certainly wordplay .... Mahtma Ghandi was a deeply religous man who walked barefoot, and followed a strictly vegan diet which caused him to have bad breath and lose weight and thats why some remember him as : a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis Hint: Mary Poppins |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 6:35pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
Where are our punstars? Or is it that many do not give a PHHUUCK because they are running out of PORNS? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 11:28pm On Nov 06, 2017 |
novakane:You need me, I play brass instruments... 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Gloriouschild: 12:49am On Nov 07, 2017 |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 8:23am On Nov 07, 2017 |
novakane:Novakane, you certainly can't feel his pains... Oh! Never mind. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Longjorhn: 9:18am On Nov 07, 2017 |
2 years ago, I fell in love with a BANKER, but now am loosing INTEREST. I think it's best if I leave her a-LOAN 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by light4life(f): 9:41am On Nov 07, 2017 |
Birthdays are good for your health.
studies have shown that people who have MORE birthdays live LONGEST 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by light4life(f): 9:49am On Nov 07, 2017 |
I found myself CHILLING under LOW conditions, Alas! The air conditioner was HIGH 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by light4life(f): 12:41pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
I wonder how u still got BIG(fat)
Lips, when your mouth keeps RUNNING 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 9:50pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 10:35pm On Nov 07, 2017 |
Longjorhn: . Just 2years and ur love for her has DEPRECIATED at such an alarming RATE to the point you want to DISCREDIT it? Please explain in well detailed ACCOUNTS, did u guys have a conflict of INTEREST and why this sudden WITHDRAWAL from u? 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 4:20pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
I don't knw why any parent wld want to hide their child's "Sex" but any parent who does that has hidden a "gender" 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Daeylar(f): 6:15pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
kunlesehan: I love this |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 9:26pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 3:10pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Sex during menstruation is bloody. Period. 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 3:41pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Daeylar:. thanks 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 7:42am On Nov 20, 2017 |
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 10:13am On Nov 28, 2017 |
Left handed people are not all-right 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 11:15pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Every buyer of a Tesla car gets a cologne from the founder. It's a new Elon musk. 1 Like |
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