@epi

heard of book of rants?

on a more serious note, i like your vent

imagine someone yabbing your complexion, lol remember as a young boy growing up, i really wanted to be an oyinbo

*******ok empty hallway, not that i care*******

i own the right of way

why don't i feel right in my ways

the promise of redemption

the cry for a revolution

my pattern as to change

life i would re-adapt to

the path is un walked the ground is moist

still with lightness of hearts and skipping of feet

abound the path i race






disclaimer*********i just had to say something

epi:

Epi to crowd: _{I Can Only Speak My Mind.tonight, so please allow me to say everything that arises within me ,}


The audacity of you E-mailing me saying “this is a Nigerian Forum, not for half-caste b*tch. . . . . . .blah blah blah. .Abeg, don’t make me laugh hahahaha. The last time I checked, Nairaland is a Public Forum – not just for Nigerians and not restricted to certain race, color, sex, or religion. It's sad to see how some ignorant folks like you want to cause the very type of division that Willie Lynch spoke of in his letter.

Imagine being blamed today for the “crime” of a black father (b.t.w, he’s Nigerian) and a white mother. Might as well add me to your "buddy list" because I will continue to voice my views here, if I feel like it. You have a choice. . . .you either pass my response or drop your sh!t. Anyway, thanks for emailing me privately but next time feel free to post your grievance PUBLICLY. Why? it just might help one or two understand how we've been (and if they open their eyes for a minute, see how we STILL ARE BEING) hoodwinked and bamboozled. LMFAO

Oh, Next time I'll post your email publicly

[b]Epi: _{left her heart at the stage and walk through the door}

another thing nairaland is known for

Please guys, don't bite me
I am scared!!!
Anyways, i will try not to faint
Cos i have faith,

Being away from you kills me
my body aches for your touch
my lips are dying for a kiss
from your soft gentle lips
Whispers in the night
and holding one another so tight
God I crave you with everything I am
with every inch of my soul
My heart
My Being
But this is Mere physical pain
this is pain I can push aside
shutout ah ha!
But the loss of you? for lack of better words,
mentally,
is just to much to bare
I know the meaning of LOST,
Cause I was Lost my ally my life
Till I met you

Please tell me I tried.

honeric01:

Please guys, don't bite me
I am scared!!!
Anyways, i will try not to faint
Cos i have faith,

Being away from you kills me
my body aches for your touch
my lips are dying for a kiss
from your soft gentle lips
Whispers in the night
and holding one another so tight
God I crave you with everything I am
with every inch of my soul
My heart
My Being
But this is Mere physical pain
this is pain I can push aside
shutout ah ha!
But the loss of you? for lack of better words,
mentally,
is just to much to bare
I know the meaning of LOST,
Cause I was Lost my ally my life
Till I met you

Please tell me I tried.

Love it!!

Yippee, now i am happy and free to engage the thread the more,

honeric01:

Please guys, don't bite me
I am scared!!!
Anyways, i will try not to faint
Cos i have faith,

Being away from you kills me
my body aches for your touch
my lips are dying for a kiss
from your soft gentle lips
Whispers in the night
and holding one another so tight
God I crave you with everything I am
with every inch of my soul
My heart
My Being
But this is Mere physical pain
this is pain I can push aside
shutout ah ha!
But the loss of you? for lack of better words,
mentally,
is just to much to bare
I know the meaning of LOST,
Cause I was Lost my ally my life
Till I met you

Please tell me I tried.

hmmm, 9ice flow

honeric01:

Yippee, now i am happy and free to engage the thread the more,

lol

Thanks guys, now I've got my confidence back

_{Now looking bold, standing with my chest shot out to the front}

Until we meet
My nights will be a little colder
My days a little shorter
My heart will beat a little less rapid
Until we meet
I know that my arms will be empty
My mind hurting from the constant thought of you
Minutes will seem to be hours
Hours will seem to be months
While months will seem like eternity
Until we meet
The stars in the sky will not affect me
with its gleaming sparkles of life
Until I am gazing at them in your arms
And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing
Until it is you that I share the my food with
And Until we meet
I will not feel whole
My world will seem incomplete
Until that wonderful day
When our eyes make first contact
And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind
The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song
"Hello, my love, I couldn't wait to meet you."

_{Bows to the moody crowd and walks backstage with a slow motion pace}

honeric01:

Please guys, don't bite me
I am scared!!!
Anyways, i will try not to faint
Cos i have faith,

Being away from you kills me
my body aches for your touch
my lips are dying for a kiss
from your soft gentle lips
Whispers in the night
and holding one another so tight
God I crave you with everything I am
with every inch of my soul
My heart
My Being
But this is Mere physical pain
this is pain I can push aside
shutout ah ha!
But the loss of you? for lack of better words,
mentally,
is just to much to bare
I know the meaning of LOST,
Cause I was Lost my ally my life
Till I met you

Please tell me I tried.

artistically, tis good
content wise. . . . . . not bad
but meaning. . . . . enuf of all this lovey doveys poem, its to me so unreal
try something more horrid, reality-giving jare
its not as if love makes tis country go round

princesa:

artistically, tis good
content wise. . . . . . not bad
but meaning. . . . . enuf of all this lovey doveys poem, its to me so unreal
try something more horrid, reality-giving jare
its not as if love makes tis country go round

Lead the way, at least let me feel the kind of one you want through your own write-ups, i will follow suit.

Nobi me start the love one thin thin rhythms now

honeric01:

Lead the way, at least let me feel the kind of one you want through your own write-ups, i will follow suit.

Nobi me start the love one thin thin rhythms now

lol,

@princess
go easy on d guy,
after all, its open mic nite,
anytin goes

@honeric 01
no mind am jare,
click on "lets get bloody with rhymed poem"
then u will understand y she is like dis

so guy,
just flow ur feel,
or feel ur flow,
or ur flow feel,
or feel flow ur,
all join,
enjoy it,
dn't,
endure it

honeric,
dont get me wrong you are doing great
but right now they aint no steam to push the train
just grasp what i mean and do the deal

olulu
even if i do love poems
is more on the real thing as envisioned by me
no lovey-doveys stuff

@Princesa
I didn't get you wrong
Just to prove that i wasn't wrong
Because i didn't start the love song
My brain is quite young
To give you more under the sun.

@Olulu
Thank you my brother
She almost turned me to a molar,
Thank God for my mother
Because she taught me how not to bother
When people come with their halla
All I've got to say is thank you Halleluyah.

extraneous way to simply put a point

_{staggers on stage, bottle in hand
hair rough and uncombed for days
eyes blood shot and unfocused
picks d mic up from d floor,
belched loudly
and farts loudly too}



i always prefer male friends to female they don't gossip , she said,
well, we are just friends she added,
now my best friend is all broken hearted,
and am getting drunk on his behalf,

she says, they are just my friends,
saw her with sumone, they were too close for comfort
told my friend,
well, u know, she is very friendly, he said.

she says, they are just my friends,
heard she went visitng the player in da hood,
she went in the morning,
came out at nite,
my friend asked her about it,
she were just watching movies ,
all day

she says, they are just my friend
saw her in d nite club,
dancing freely and wildly,
but d guy was not my friend,
3am, she got into his car
well, i guess i can assume he dropped her at home at dat time,
right?

she says, they are just my friends
now she is pregnant and doesn't know who,
is the baby my friends's?
nope,
they had neva had sex
said she is was a virgin,
pregnant virgin,
thats a miracle,
reminds of somebody in d bible,

well, what can i say?
too bad she didn't make me too a "friend",
that y am drunk,
i was not her " friend".


_{drops d mic on d floor,
staggers off d stage,
farts and belches at d same time}

done the poem i like you doing
wats up

@pincessa
u wanna be my "friend"

let me see

the valentine date

they went to Mr. biggs
To have the lovely valentine sip
she all red and lovly
he's all white and cocky
he orders spanish rolls
she orders rice _{not enuf,} spagheti stuff _{new italian menu they've got}not enuf, ok just get me "ur Valentine package"
waiters say that cost 10, 000 madam
she's like "Honey i can have that no harm?"
he's like sure "its the season of love" inner-heart he is breaking

food done back home
well she wanted more, but he wants her special time
she like 'he pays the bill let him have'
they watch Titanic
'those melodramatic fools' he thinks
he is all yawning and hands straying to her laps
she all protective"let me watch my film"
'but i only want to put my hands under ur skirt' he protest
'what happened to my respect' she flares
"dont give me that after 10,000 off my account'
'you sid i could have it, its not as if i didnt ask'
you are smart you should know the pay-back
'no i dont, xcept you said you will die for me' crocodile tears well up her eyes

_{breaks bottle and junps back on stage,
shouts , where dem dey?}


hey woman,

don't play me for a fool,
and pretend to b cool,

i want my food,
and no won't do,

if i pay d bills,
then u lick my heels,

emotion blackmail don't wrok for me,
cos am really mean,

u tears would be best kept for for he dat cares,
all me want is ur body to caress,

u got me all Hot all day,
now i gonna pound u till d break of a new day,

u are like a gold fish,
and a gold fish has no hiding place,
and u got me all acting crazy,

lay down,
and let me touch down,

cos ready or not,
here i come.




_{flies into the crowd with bottle in hand}

*fans self*

bluespice:

*fans self*

_{goes after her, , she looks like d one}

she looks like the one
whateva happened to am the sun of ur life
you mean man
you were only in for whats under the skirt
but you'd never have that not even a taste
ok, well buy me a house, infact an estate
paris should do , no i think Miami
that where my friend, you know Moremi
stays with Ricarldo, theyve got this lovely yellow jet
you know i love that colour
just do this babe sunshine,
and have all you want from my body
well thats after the wedding too
you know am traditional
so you love me, you can do that
when do i pick the money from my account
the one in swiss, and better dont delay cos am waiting

princesa:

she looks like the one
whateva happened to am the sun of ur life
you mean man
you were only in for whats under the skirt
but you'd never have that not even a taste
ok, well buy me a house, infact an estate
paris should do , no i think Miami
that where my friend, you know Moremi
stays with Ricarldo, theyve got this lovely yellow jet
you know i love that colour
just do this babe sunshine,
and have all you want from my body
well thats after the wedding too
you know am traditional
so you love me, you can do that
when do i pick the money from my account
the one in swiss, and better dont delay cos am waiting

@bluespice
now, c what u have done? , _{sssssssssssh, i will b rite back}



my princess
to u u are still priceless,

u know,
baby, i was drunk,
had gas in my lungs,
was not thinkin straight,
almost crashed into a gate.
i thot she was u,
cos she wore ur shoe.

u are d only one for me,
and witout u there aint no me,

yeah i like to go under ur skirt
with no stress
but ur body is not all am after,
its ur heart is dat really matter,

buy u a house? an estate?
baby, u starting to sound desperate,

no problem taking u to miami
to see moremi,

but no jet instead , we would take the train,
would prevent jet lag strain,

get wedded to you?
before i get to do u?

but am entitled to a taste of the pudding,
to be sure its good for eating
cos after d wedding,
i don't want to be regretting.

money in ur account?
well, u just gimme dis discount

u know,
lay down on d sofa,
allow me do u body proper,
with ur legs wrapped around me waist,
and tightly clasped round my head will be ur wrists.
to d bed we go,
and i will take it slow.

i neva keep a lady waiting,
just spread out and give me a taste of ur pudding

i still want my diamonds
before any further notice


Am traditional
no disputing

princesa:

i still want my diamonds
before any further notice


Am traditional
no disputing

diamonds?
almond?
mangoes?
carrots?
same ni jo

u just quit being stubborn,
and come to big daddy

let big daddy treat u rite,
squeeze it in where its most tight (ouch)

u gettin old,
and u need some one to hold,

so come closer,
hey, young lady, closer

come on young lady,
kiss daddy,
don't be shy,
just do it

olulu
u got her all hot and Hot by ur words,
wet and warm by ur swag
but if u thot that was enough to get her
wild and willing,
think again my dear
'cos it takes more than sweet words to seduce this lady
more than diamonds to get her singing
and definitely more than swag to make her crazy

*blows a kiss to him while sashaying to the bar*

get with the flow fellas!

bluespice:

olulu
u got her all hot and Hot by ur words,
wet and warm by ur swag
but if u thot that was enough to get her
wild and willing,
think again my dear
'cos it takes more than sweet words to seduce this lady
more than diamonds to get her singing
and definitely more than swag to make her crazy

*blows a kiss to him while sashaying to the bar*

get with the flow fellas!

_{hmmmmm,
drops d mic, jumps off d stage,
finally, she noticed me
trails her to d bar, looks behind to b sure princessa is nowhere in sight
hmm, nice butt,
grabs bluespice from d back,
and spins her around, holding her tight,
up close and personal, and ,}


u know baby,
u could b me lady,
u got all what i want in a woman,
and with u by me side, i will b da real man,
just let me b ur spice,
and i will neva tell u a lie.
but i will treat u rite,
squeeze u tight,
put u in d spot lite
and make u shine
please don't take to flight,
cos of love's fright
my body yearns for you,
and am willing to go down on you, (huh)
haaa, cancer of d mouth?
well, i will have 2check to b sure this won't be my last month
u not sure of me intentions?
i assure u, dis ain't no infactuation
love?
lust?
together lets find out,
so as to remove all UN-sexy doubt
give big daddy a hug,
be bitten by d love bug,
then lets go to me quarters,
i will do u better,
take u harder,
do u faster
and pound it in deeper and deeper,
and then take u to d 9th wonder,
till u shout dat am da best black brother
u ready?
then hold on steady.
u just say d word,
and let me rock ur world




_{pulls her alongs with him, they head 2wards d door,}

*walks to stage wide eyed, heart broken but sees people spraying money for me to snap out of my gloom
and bum! i do so*

oh my God
men are the worst
Blue true you talk
am not gonna accept cos he sweet talks
infact so many fish out to catch
just make the smart moves to win the heart
So Olu you are so out of my book
beside its better, i thought i was being hooked
not by the healing of ur touch
but the riches i know you got
but even that is gone
i confirmed thru ur account
it was fun while it last
i know you remba those line

Am free like a bird
no more gonna be two herd
go sow your wild oats
lwhile i build my fortunes
fast before i get sour huntches
since llike you say am getting old
let me make hay while the sun rays
tarra am swinging to eternity
and one day maybe i'd find the tradtional man
tis rather hard in this modern time
well i will survive

*drops mic and seductively catwalk outta the satge
backstage, i got men clamouring for my autograph*

@bluespice and princessa

money can never buy me love,
it could only rent ur love.

my ex- priceless princess

olulu is my name,
being a playa is my game,
and we are not 2 dat is d same,
though i stake no claim to fame,
but my account aint lame,
u sure is a fine, sexy dame,
so gettin into u was my aim,
but d plan just true neva came.

am glad u hopped out when u did,
though disappointed i neva got to hit "it",

u were only in for my money,
u never really wanted to b my real honey,
thus u tried to treat me like a bunny,
no wonder u always acted corny.

though i never claimed to b innocent,
but u always tried to milk me to my last cent,

u think am just all talk?
then, it seems u have been talking to ur rubber duck.

am d doctor of love,
i don't pay money for love,
cos,
money can't buy u true love,
it can only for a while rent u love,

well, i could still give u a 2nd chance,
cos i still want to eat ur "yam". . . . . .

am willing to 4give u all ur sins and even more,
just make sure u "cum" and sin no more,

u game?
then just "say my name"


_{walks off, whistling and singing destiny's child, "say my name, say my name, ",}

_{*walks to the stage with so much tumbling emotions, sadness, gladness, regrets, shrugs and continue*}

Such is life
To loze, win and sometime be an ex
And a priceless one, its better I guess
Knowing I had u once for myself
Makes me adapt with no stress
And No! No! I don’t want 2 come back
You are not even the faithful type
Neither am I, that I say with no hype
So, I think I should fly, spread my wings quite high
Get to know the good and bad
Not stay hook to one guy
That aint even the way I am
Fat accounts too get me all due
Beside what’s the world without its force
Love not on it, is so very rude
Quit fronting and satisfy a lady’s money yearn
And see how she’s gonna be on bed

Yet my friend am still my kind
So very deep and florescence natural
Don’t think I lie when I claim traditional
That’s all I want, anything short is dumb
And I contradict with every force

But what’s a life without fun
Tis to me a wound forever sore
Though am not some wet blanket
Condemned to eternal chastity
Carrying the flag of St. Michael
Neither will I be some shy virgin
Cos on the hour I call heavenly
Right after the white wedding
A touch I give is to the skin fire blazing
And he might think she was just fronting
All the while playing like a meek nanny virgin
But then again who cares, what I believe is more to me
Than any law or principle guiding their point of view
Am me, plain me


_{*walks out feeling appeased*}

for the first time ever please welcome on , BANKHEAD, YOUR POETIC TICHA, THANK YOU

[color=#006600][/color]stop and stare
because she has it all in her hair
her beauty is the least of all she has to bear
but she waits patiently for you to care,
for your fountain to fill her with waters so pure and clear
stop fooling around,the spirit of valentine is in the air,
funny, thats why she is there,

*_* I am death
I thirst for blood like a hungry mosquito
My suffocating grip is poision to any soul
Tunes of panegyrics are music that dance me
My venom is genetically programmed to bring tears to your mother
Your dreams are my envy, I yearn to destroy them
Destruction is my friend, together we ruin
Unseen, but forever is my presence felt