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Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 2:52pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
munching on some apple, then drinks a cup of cold water God! that was some Drama i can still feel my razzled emotions me want more and Epi cant join please |
Re: Open Mic Night by bluespice(f): 9:33pm On Jan 25, 2009 |
since we have all 'forgotten' this thread, ill bump it back to life |
Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 10:02am On Jan 26, 2009 |
sure am waiting |
Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 1:41pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
jumps on d stage, grabs d mic from , . . . . . . well, , whoever, . . . . . i spit fire, i tempt u, me to hire, like a matador, i break all them doors, my lines are so tight, the pretenders take to flight, i come to shine the light, and take u onboard a journey of boutiful delight. i know u want me baby, coming close to me acting like my lady, ur figure sure got me all crazy, making me feel like d i c k tracy, but lets take it slow, come closer, bend down, and give me d blow. . . . . . oh yeah baby, am ccccoming, u got me all sssscreaming, u want more of me, then come roll with me, u wanna know where? well, its an island with no sphere, so let's go thereeeeeeeee, i promise to make u feel so well hmmm, walks off d stage, looks around, where is epi? |
Re: Open Mic Night by SisiJinx: 4:06pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
Picks mike up, Walks confidently upstage, sees crowd and freezes I. . . I. . . never before this. I mean I've never done this before Oh dear, are we supposed to rhyme? I'm sorry I didn't have the time to read through the rules wipes sweat off face Can I start all over please? I promise not to freeze Not that I have much to say I only came here to play To have a little fun I'll take my leave once I'm done *bursts into tears* Oh God! I'm falling apart here Because I am not as confident as I appear!! Wipes catarrh and Saliva I'm sorry, so sorry I wasted your time With all my incoherent rhymes. Drops mike and runs off stage |
Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 4:46pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
runs after her, then stops, and walks back to d stage, and picks up d mic hmmm,. . . . . . . .nice ass my dear sisi, is ur name risi, or maybe u are jinxed, and u are yet to get linked, open mic night, its all about the camera, actions and lights, its not a must u must rhyme, just enjoy ur stage time, u don't really have to say much just let go take lunch then we can go have some fun, interlaced with plenty of hip hop, afro-pop and funk, u ready for d big stage? then come on out of ur self imposed cage, u neva done it before? well, just count up to forty four, u ready to play, cos am an expert in fore-play, just let go of ur fright, and u will surely c d lite. neva forget to always enjoy it, neva u, endure it. drops d mic, pulls out his pants, walks off towards his princess butt naked, with d ladies grabbin his ass and, , . . . . . .(well u know what ) , as he walks by |
Re: Open Mic Night by bluespice(f): 6:20pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
olulu!!!! u are one freaky papi! |
Re: Open Mic Night by SisiJinx: 7:00pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
bluespice: I agreeeeee! I'm definitely staying off the stage now!! |
Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 9:59am On Jan 27, 2009 |
thats freaking |
Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 4:02pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
bluespice: Sisi Jinx: princesa: freaking? hmmmm, wateva, freaking coooking, makes for good eating |
Re: Open Mic Night by Epi: 6:57pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
Epi walk up on the stage swinging her hips and walk towards Olulu –grabs mic I am looking for a man to cool me off Must be tall not looking for a dwarf I am looking for a man to sit on Can’t be weak must be strong I am looking for a man to teach me dirty tricks So when making love to me I am bound to do some lyrics Crowd: mouth hang open in shock staring at Epi Epi: Put hands over face, looking through fingers with one eye - Place the mic on the floor quietly and jump through a side window |
Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 10:47am On Jan 28, 2009 |
Claps my hand on the blunt creativity of the lady |
Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 3:31pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
epi: hmmmmm, flash in d pan? or is she 4real? hmmmmmm, i wonder, i just wonder |
Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 3:40pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
a vote from me . . . . . she's for real go on show her what she's missing |
Re: Open Mic Night by cvibe: 8:36pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
Anyone judging the performances? |
Re: Open Mic Night by Epi: 1:21am On Jan 29, 2009 |
cvibe:Usually there is a judge to announce the winner (best poet) for open mic. I thought about mentioning it but kept quiet instead. Why? From my (notice I say my) personal experience, some (notice I say some) folks are very "touchy". For me, the internet is all fun. I don't take it personally meaning, I can be your worst enemy today and your best friend tomorrow(their opinion vs my opinion), . . . .after all, I don't know anyone on here personally. Ok, I am lying, I know 3 ppl on here personally. Since you mentioned it. I select you to be the judge . What say u? 1 Love |
Re: Open Mic Night by bluespice(f): 3:00am On Jan 29, 2009 |
** stands up from her seat at the empty table** 30 years of romance, i gave you all my life. a song for all the good times we had and an endless stream of songs we have, a tear for every bad time we shared and an endless stream of water we have, You. my darling you. you were my reason to live, my reason to make the effort to take the next breath, and *chuckle* so many breaths did i take when i found out when i found out the light in my life was gone the reason for my existence had vanished *sob* literally That morning i walked in on you on both of you i walked in on the reason for my existence lying prone prone in a pool of his own blood cradling our son or what was left of him **downs her margarita as she seats with the now steady but silent stream of tears coursing down her cheeks** |
Re: Open Mic Night by bluespice(f): 3:07am On Jan 29, 2009 |
pardon me but can the following people kindly post on here b4 i bite their heads off!!! sisjinx as much as i love u twinie ill lovingly bite ur head off if u leave this topic without gracing it with a reply in the course of this week! kay9 dearie trust me u dont wanna see me mad cayon sweetey, uve been the good one of the lot really u havent been bad at all im just craving for some of ur writing thasall stephenP where the hell is this fuyne man? mister ur being cute will not make me bite ur head off but i sure will do something crazy if u dont post something and something to make up for the lost time at that! |
Re: Open Mic Night by aslan333: 1:17pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
what a rush when embellished thoughts are read olulu and princess please get a hotel bed and when you are through come back to the thread instead of all the naughty things that have been said the silence returns, no more thoughts stream from my head so i continue to read, until new rhymes are bred |
Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 3:11pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
Asan, nairaland is a perfect bed for me I had the nicest fun there you see A perfect man held high my dreams And perfectly I was on angel’s wing Even in sixth cloud, try it and high you’d feel But anyway I accept, tis a wrong place With the likes off you half way on my pace Acting so like a mother to some sort of babe Anyway it was fun while it last And I would do it any oda day Its never a might on my part So be free girl it’s open mic night |
Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 3:34pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
aslan333: loads his shot gun, polish his hunting knives hmmm, ok o, whether na ur bed i go come use sef. princesa: dats my babbbbbbbbbbbby !!! u go girl !!! |
Re: Open Mic Night by Epi: 5:28pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
****Grabs mic from the beautiful Princess. Take full command of the crowd with her charismatic stage presence. . . .**** It’s not her story to tell but listen to her plans She is deeply in love with a half Nigerian man He has been waiting, willing and ready to submit But she is shy and afraid to commit She is just not ready for sex, that she plea Oh yea, everything she said were fantasies She finds it embarrassing to say she is still a virgin So she continue to sin, sin and sin His patience is running out – he may leave any day now So she plans to “give in” for the sake of love Her lies are killing her, making her blue Don’t tell her I told you this – “but she’s just 22” And if she should ask where you got that story from Just say “Oh, I heard it from a drunken English man ****Grab bag and head to the airport to see her mom**** |
Re: Open Mic Night by StephenP(m): 7:40pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
bluespice: lol I apologize. Hopefully tonight I will have something in the bag. |
Re: Open Mic Night by SeanT21(f): 6:14am On Jan 31, 2009 |
Oh,Lord this is my first time doing this She left in the early morning of December It is a Christmas eve I will always remember I never wanted her to leave The heart that loves her will always grieve Her smile and her commandments I will always keep I will tell no lies,everytime I think of her I weep Every night I think of her and find it hard to sleep Her memories lives in my soul so deep Elizabeth Cox was her name She was always fill with compassion and no shame She is up in heaven,looking down on me and happy for what I became I plan to see her one day FOREVER AND EVER,Her memories are here to stay Please,To all the poets out there,What do Yall think?Its my first try~~BE EASY ON ME!! |
Re: Open Mic Night by allboyz(m): 6:53am On Jan 31, 2009 |
SeanT21: Great and Nice write up. . . could still do better i think |
Re: Open Mic Night by bluespice(f): 11:55am On Jan 31, 2009 |
sean T21, u could just do with a flow if ur going for the rhyming ends, stick to it or to the format u choose atleast oh n tenses ps im not a poet so u can go ahead n ignore this |
Re: Open Mic Night by princesa(f): 2:44pm On Jan 31, 2009 |
@Sean loved the rhyme flow nice try for d 1st time i know it will be beta |
Re: Open Mic Night by SeanT21(f): 2:43am On Feb 01, 2009 |
Thanks to everyone for their feedback!! |
Re: Open Mic Night by Epi: 3:37am On Feb 04, 2009 |
Epi to crowd: I Can Only Speak My Mind.tonight, so please allow me to say everything that arises within me , The audacity of you E-mailing me saying “this is a Nigerian Forum, not for half-caste b*tch. . . . . . .blah blah blah. .Abeg, don’t make me laugh hahahaha. The last time I checked, Nairaland is a Public Forum – not just for Nigerians and not restricted to certain race, color, sex, or religion. It's sad to see how some ignorant folks like you want to cause the very type of division that Willie Lynch spoke of in his letter. Imagine being blamed today for the “crime” of a black father (b.t.w, he’s Nigerian) and a white mother. Might as well add me to your "buddy list" because I will continue to voice my views here, if I feel like it. You have a choice. . . .you either pass my response or drop your sh!t. Anyway, thanks for emailing me privately but next time feel free to post your grievance PUBLICLY. Why? it just might help one or two understand how we've been (and if they open their eyes for a minute, see how we STILL ARE BEING) hoodwinked and bamboozled. LMFAO Oh, Next time I'll post your email publicly [b]Epi: left her heart at the stage and walk through the door |
Re: Open Mic Night by SeanT21(f): 4:58am On Feb 04, 2009 |
Nice~~Speak your mind girl. **I wanna know who it is so bad** |
Re: Open Mic Night by Nobody: 6:03am On Feb 04, 2009 |
A million love songs A thousand romantic poems More than a dozen red roses Pierced Apples Twinkling stars The usual lines February 14 is almost here again But still hatred abounds. |
Re: Open Mic Night by olulu(m): 12:05pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
epi: hmmm, who would do such a tin? |
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