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Funny Insults by sonikstargirl(f): 9:10pm On Jan 24, 2015
1 week ago i went 2 visit my aunt in ajegunle nd i saw some kids insultin nd callin themselves all sort of funny names and it was so funny dat i cudn't stop laughin... Insult were meant 2 be annoyin bt sum r too funny 2 be annoyin

*see ur head like mango tree
*see ur teeth dancin skelewu
*twisted okro brain
*otapiapia nose
*pre-mature chicken
*pot head
*back of traypan
*back of nyash
*babalawo chewin stick
*undone beans
*telephone wire
*kandaa (kpormo) brian
*over-grown baby

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Re: Funny Insults by toniro(m): 3:37pm On Mar 18, 2015
sonikstargirl:
1 week ago i went 2 visit my aunt in ajegunle nd i saw some kids insultin nd callin themselves all sort of funny names and it was so funny dat i cudn't stop laughin... Insult were meant 2 be annoyin bt sum r too funny 2 be annoyin

*see ur head like mango tree
*see ur teeth dancin skelewu
*twisted okro brain
*otapiapia nose
*pre-mature chicken
*pot head
*back of traypan
*back of nyash
*babalawo chewin stick
*undone beans
*telephone wire
*kandaa (kpormo) brian
*over-grown baby

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lolzz.
Cant stop laughin
Re: Funny Insults by BUGOFF(m): 3:46pm On May 06, 2015
Hi, ur beauty is just too much for one man. How do u do?
Re: Funny Insults by maxman10(m): 1:05am On May 07, 2015
BUGOFF:
Hi, ur beauty is just too much for one man.
How do u do?

Let's share it then
Re: Funny Insults by BUGOFF(m): 8:14am On May 07, 2015
maxman10:

Let's share it then
Not with u, bro
Re: Funny Insults by sonikstargirl(f): 9:13am On May 07, 2015
maxman10:

Let's share it then
share wot?
Re: Funny Insults by BOLDIM(f): 1:50pm On May 07, 2015
Funny, how come they are able to compare with all the comparable.
Re: Funny Insults by BUGOFF(m): 3:40pm On May 07, 2015
sonikstargirl:

share wot?
Apologies dear. Forget d joker. smiley How've u bn?
Re: Funny Insults by sonikstargirl(f): 11:12pm On May 07, 2015
BUGOFF:
Apologies dear. Forget d joker. smiley How've u bn?

am good and u?
Re: Funny Insults by BUGOFF(m): 3:01pm On May 08, 2015
sonikstargirl:


am good and u?
Not too gud tday, had to see someone outta town, went all d way without first finding out if he was around. Got der to hear he's been absent 3 days now. embarassed

Hi.
Re: Funny Insults by maxman10(m): 2:28pm On May 10, 2015
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Re: Funny Insults by BUGOFF(m): 9:47am On May 15, 2015
Hi dear, @ Soniks, where hv u bn? itz boring here without u.
Re: Funny Insults by sonikstargirl(f): 10:18am On May 15, 2015
BUGOFF:
Hi dear, @ Soniks, where hv u bn? itz boring here without u.

am here dear wink
Re: Funny Insults by BUGOFF(m): 11:29am On May 15, 2015
sonikstargirl:

am here dear wink
Hmmm..dat feels good. Wat kept u?
Re: Funny Insults by sonikstargirl(f): 11:31am On May 15, 2015
BUGOFF:
Hmmm..dat feels good. Wat kept u?
nothing dear
Re: Funny Insults by BUGOFF(m): 12:09pm On May 15, 2015
sonikstargirl:

nothing dear
check ur box
Re: Funny Insults by sonikstargirl(f): 5:16pm On May 15, 2015
BUGOFF:
check ur box
I thought I have already replied
Re: Funny Insults by BUGOFF(m): 8:54pm On May 15, 2015
sonikstargirl:


I thought I have already replied
check again, Princessa
Re: Funny Insults by sonikstargirl(f): 7:37am On May 16, 2015
BUGOFF:
check again, Princessa
OK... I've replied

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Re: Funny Insults by goodygallant(f): 5:01pm On Sep 14, 2015
see ur nyash lyk flatted tyre

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