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Must Read Plane Crash Joke by CNNg: 11:47am On Jan 25, 2015
plane was about to crash and there was only
four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there
were five passengers in it.the first passenger
was CHRISTIANO RONALDO and he said am the
best footballer, i can't die now so he took one
of the parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The second was ALIKO DANGOTE and he said
am the richest man in Africa and am too young
to die" so he took the second parachute and
jumped out of the plane. The third passenger
was GEN .MUHAMMADU BUHARI ,and he said"
am the change Nigeria needs ,so i can't die
now,my people needs me , so he took one and
jumped out of the plain.then the remaining two
passengers left were PRESIDENT GOODLUCK
EBELE JONATHAN and a little school girl.the
president said to the little girl" take the last
parachute ,i will sacrifice my life for you".the
little girl replied "no need for that,there are two
parachutes left,the president asked ,how
come"the little girl replied ,GEN .MUHAMMADU
BUHARI took my school bag.
Re: Must Read Plane Crash Joke by Nobody: 1:31pm On Jan 25, 2015
CNNg:
plane was about to crash and there was only
four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there
were five passengers in it.the first passenger
was CHRISTIANO RONALDO and he said am the
best footballer, i can't die now so he took one
of the parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The second was ALIKO DANGOTE and he said
am the richest man in Africa and am too young
to die" so he took the second parachute and
jumped out of the plane. The third passenger
was GEN .MUHAMMADU BUHARI ,and he said"
am the change Nigeria needs ,so i can't die
now,my people needs me , so he took one and
jumped out of the plain.then the remaining two
passengers left were PRESIDENT GOODLUCK
EBELE JONATHAN and a little school girl.the
president said to the little girl" take the last
parachute ,i will sacrifice my life for you".the
little girl replied "no need for that,there are two
parachutes left,the president asked ,how
come"the little girl replied ,GEN .MUHAMMADU
BUHARI took my school bag.
hahahahhaahahahah op I laugh ooooo,but still

Sai buhari shocked

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