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Must Read Plane Crash Joke by CNNg: 11:47am On Jan 25, 2015 |
plane was about to crash and there was only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five passengers in it.the first passenger was CHRISTIANO RONALDO and he said am the best footballer, i can't die now so he took one of the parachute and jumped out of the plane. The second was ALIKO DANGOTE and he said am the richest man in Africa and am too young to die" so he took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger was GEN .MUHAMMADU BUHARI ,and he said" am the change Nigeria needs ,so i can't die now,my people needs me , so he took one and jumped out of the plain.then the remaining two passengers left were PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN and a little school girl.the president said to the little girl" take the last parachute ,i will sacrifice my life for you".the little girl replied "no need for that,there are two parachutes left,the president asked ,how come"the little girl replied ,GEN .MUHAMMADU BUHARI took my school bag. |
Re: Must Read Plane Crash Joke by Nobody: 1:31pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
CNNg:hahahahhaahahahah op I laugh ooooo,but still Sai buhari |
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