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Yoruba Mothers Are The Best In Child Upbringing by equily(m): 4:34pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
Yorùbá mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing.Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI,IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA.These slaps will make you think you were adopted.IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! Thebeauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants.Now ABARA is the worst...And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you.This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once!OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF,DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home and u will say it's in my pocket ma. lolz. God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought-up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered these slaps ....I knw u re laughing unless u re not a Yoruba=)) =)) =)) 1 Like |
Re: Yoruba Mothers Are The Best In Child Upbringing by thorpido(m): 4:42pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
Not really. The Agberos in Lagos and environs are also children of Yoruba parents. 4 Likes |
Re: Yoruba Mothers Are The Best In Child Upbringing by Afrobasic(m): 4:48pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
thorpido: Lmao... This is EPIC!!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Yoruba Mothers Are The Best In Child Upbringing by Nobody: 5:00pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
thorpido: one million thumbs up!! |
Re: Yoruba Mothers Are The Best In Child Upbringing by menix(m): 5:19pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
Wow.. D OP is rite, all dis young dude @ d bustops beating conductors nd drivers mst b fulanian yorubaz... |
Re: Yoruba Mothers Are The Best In Child Upbringing by edwife(f): 6:40pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
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Re: Yoruba Mothers Are The Best In Child Upbringing by equily(m): 9:10pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
thorpido: the agberos are the ones that resisted the slaps, remember they are less in number than those the slap helped |
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