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Yoruba Mothers Are The Best In Child Upbringing by equily(m): 4:34pm On Jan 25, 2015
Yorùbá mothers are one of the best when it
comes to child
upbringing.Yorùbá mothers produce the best
range of slaps:
IGBATI,IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN,
ILADI, ABARA.These slaps will make you think you were
adopted.IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs
instantly!
Thebeauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins
on the
spot.IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose
those who committed the crime with you without
hesitation.ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in
your new
pants.Now ABARA is the worst...And apart from
IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you
receive that one, you'll lose balance and your
head will go into
"auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit
you.This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps
aforementioned
at once!OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone
to 3D
(DEAF,DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home
and u will say it's in my pocket ma. lolz. God bless our
parents for the
good upbringing. If you were brought-up in
Yoruba land,
regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd
have encountered these slaps ....I knw u re laughing
unless u re not a
Yoruba=)) =)) =))

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Re: Yoruba Mothers Are The Best In Child Upbringing by thorpido(m): 4:42pm On Jan 25, 2015
Not really.
The Agberos in Lagos and environs are also children of Yoruba parents.

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Re: Yoruba Mothers Are The Best In Child Upbringing by Afrobasic(m): 4:48pm On Jan 25, 2015
thorpido:
Not really.
The Agberos in Lagos and environs are also children of Yoruba parents.

Lmao... This is EPIC!!!! grin

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Re: Yoruba Mothers Are The Best In Child Upbringing by Nobody: 5:00pm On Jan 25, 2015
thorpido:
Not really.
The Agberos in Lagos and environs are also children of Yoruba parents.

one million thumbs up!!
Re: Yoruba Mothers Are The Best In Child Upbringing by menix(m): 5:19pm On Jan 25, 2015
Wow.. D OP is rite, all dis young dude @ d bustops beating conductors nd drivers mst b fulanian yorubaz...
Re: Yoruba Mothers Are The Best In Child Upbringing by edwife(f): 6:40pm On Jan 25, 2015
thorpido:
Not really.
The Agberos in Lagos and environs are also children of Yoruba parents.

Re: Yoruba Mothers Are The Best In Child Upbringing by equily(m): 9:10pm On Jan 25, 2015
thorpido:
Not really.
The Agberos in Lagos and environs are also children of Yoruba parents.

the agberos are the ones that resisted the slaps, remember they are less in number than those the slap helped

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