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Funny Jokes by Olusharp(m): 3:13am On Jan 26, 2015 |
GOD BLESS NIGERIA A teacher asked his students, 1+ 1 = ? A student stood up and said 4. A semi illiterate man passing by, overheard the response, shook his head and said: "Kai, government has killed us in this country. Everything has increased; transportation fare, fuel pump price, cost of foodstuff, electricity tariff........everything. Even 1 + 1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4." Hahahahahahaha! !! There is God o! COME FEBRUARY 14th 2015, VOTE WISELY!!! |
Re: Funny Jokes by Olusharp(m): 3:21am On Jan 26, 2015 |
It was just yesterday that I decided to go and chill out in Mr Biggs when I saw one guy with his babe enjoying themselves. Not too long, in front of them was the waiter with the bill which was about 20k. to my suprise the girl quickly opend her purse brought out 21k, paid and told the waiter to keep the change. After the waiter had left the guy started asking her "baby why didn't you allow me to take care of the bill." it was then the girl said somthing that impresd me,she actually told the guy that she is not after his money that the only thin she needs from him is his love,care and attention. it was then I just heard a voice ''cut cut cut cut!!!!!!" that was the director and right behind me waz the camera man it was then I said to myself "okayyyyyy so na movie una dey shoot, no wonder !!!!!!!" cause the last time this kind tin happen for real life na late 70s during the time of Abacha. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Jokes by Nobody: 4:56am On Jan 26, 2015 |
can't stop laughing *falls from ewedu tree * still laughing 1 Like |
Re: Funny Jokes by Olusharp(m): 8:55pm On Jan 26, 2015 |
AyokunleRuth:ewedu tree ke? |
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