This is a thread about unimaginable things. "Unimaginable" in the sense that they are either absurd, lacking in commonsense, or are outrightly malicious, but yet have audience. It's a thread about Buhari carrying his cross, and those who would go to as far as 'China' in search of "pure water sachets' to throw at him.

It's horrible! Encouraged by his philosophic and taciturn mien, they think they've got a target - but they're mistaken. It sometimes goes to the ridiculous and the absurd. We have reduced this campaign to nitpicking that we hardly attend to the sublime and the Summum bonum.

The other day, somebody here on Nl was analyzing Buhari's wife's nose. That her nose is not looking like those of blackmen, and we shouldn't (as he won't) because of that vote for the husband. It's really funny! It's always one day, two troubles for the General. If you say that's the rantings of a faceless onliner, then what do you say of PDP's campaign director, Ahmadu Ali, for reminding us that it's morning yet on creation day, that it's still the age of the dinosaurs. Here's his:
'Buhari is a septuagenarian with a fossilized ideas.'
The irredeemable lot are those gullible enough to believe you can be a Buhari without being certified.

Back to the sub theme: This is a thread for introspection and disabusing minds; for showing funnily that there are those who even believe these tales by moonlight; that they're those so beaten that they cannot think straight; and that there are those who've been on this thin strip for awhile that they don't know any other reality.

We've heard so many; from the PDP big shots to even the poor Nokia1900 online crooner, all telling us that Buhari is not what we thought he is – that he's the worst thing to have happened since Lucifer and Judas! Drop "The Buhari Unimaginables" here. Show them they're lies, and give them some Ntoor." Be not hard. Just show their folly, and insist that it's their, not your folly.

"Buhari Should Jog Round The Stadium Before His Campaign Speech." – FFK.
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And while he's at that, you have a sword fight with a soldier your age.

"Buhari Is A Grandpa." – Fayose
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As if it's a crime to be.