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My Worst Experience In A Bar! by Nobody: 11:25pm On Jan 31, 2015 |
Walking down the road one afternoon on a scorching sun, I was coming back from an interview where I was aspiring for the post of a distributor manager in one popular company. The sun was radiantly smiling at me, heating me up with it flambouyant illuminations. I decided to find a cool spot to ease up my body and find something to gulp or better still a nice treat to cool off my hunger and thirst. After searching around maybe I can find resturants or a fast food spot, I didn't see any. But eventually after a thorough search i saw a Bar, but not just a bar, but a mordernised one, full of anything drinkable. I went inside and after some seconds the Bartender came up to me and asked for my order. I decided to keep it simple and fast cos of the hunger devouring me. Bartender: "good afternoon sir". Me: "good afternoon". Bartender: "what would you like to have sir? We have so many drinks sir, ranging from tea, cappuccino, coffee, wine, vodka, beer, champagne and the likes sir". Me: "well, just give me a chilled coffee". Bartender: interesting sir! What varieties do you want sir? Black coffee or white coffee"? For my mind I was like, is there anything such as white coffee? All the coffees i've been seeing are made of black. So, I decided to stick to the one i'm use to. Me: "black coffee would be great". Bartender: "nice choice sir. How do you want it sir, ordinary or milk"? Me: "milk would be better". Bartender: "cool sir, is it cow milk or goat milk"? I was like, see question ooo...'every milk no be milk'? But i complied. Me: "cow milk is better". Bartender: "fantastic sir, is it Africana cow or Freseener cow"? Now, I was begining to lose patience because of the hunger that's killing me, then I complained. Me: "pls bartender, i'm geting tired of all this question you are asking me. Every milk is milk, just put milk and that's all". Bartender: "i'm very sorry sir, but we have to make sure you are satisfied". Me: "I hear oo". Bartender: "how do you want it sir? Is it with sugar, sweetner or honey"? Me: "just put sugar". Bartender: "white sugar or brown sugar"? Me: "nawa ooo, put white sugar". Bartender: alrite sir. Cube sugar or countless sugar"? Suddenly, I stood up and I busted. Me: "guy wetin happen? Gimme coffee u no gimme, na question u dey ask. Which kind milk make i put, which kind sugar make I put. Shey every sugar no b sugar? Cube sugar o, cone sugar o, countless sugar, uncountless sugar, Dangote sugar o, Adenuga sugar o, every sugar na sugar. U know wetin self, i no want coffee again just gimme a glass of water". Then He started begging me. Bartender: "please, i'm very sorry sir, please just have your seat sir, please". Then, I calmed down a bit and I settled down. Me: "ok now, just give me a glass of water". Bartender: "alrite sir, but sir, what kind of water do you want? Distilled water, mineral water, table water or satchet water"? Me: "kai, omo wahala dey ooo...ok, give me Mineral water and I want it now"! Bartender: "interesting sir, but before that sir, what type sir? Flavoured or non flavoured"? Me: (and i busted again). "so glass of water don turn flavoured abi? Flavour ko phyno ni...see I no even want again, just gimme an empty glass". Bartender: "Empty glass is also nice sir, but you have to choose one. Wine glass, tumbler, champagne flute or beer mug"? Me: (i no answer am) *looking at him lyk i should just give him a hot slap* Bartender: "sir, I said do you want a beer mug, champagne flute, tumbl....." Me: (i cut him short) "guy, u don dey craze, don't worry, dey go, i go swallow my spit. Thank you, I go swallow my spit...idiott". Then I walk out of the bar and head home, hungry as ever. What a day! |
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