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If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by Kagawa: 2:46pm On Feb 03, 2015
Assuming General Muhammdu Buhari Wins the coming 2015 Nigeria elections, the newspaper headlines would read like this according to Kabiru Ibrahim via Facebook;
VANGUARD!

“INEC declares Buhari President-Elect with 26.4 million votes! PDP rejects result”
PUNCH!

“Buhari declared winner!”. “This is the worst election in Nigeria’s history” (Olisa Metuh) –
PM NEWS!

“APC in a historic victory!”. “Godswill Akpabio flee to Ghana, begs for forgiveness”. –
DAILY INDEPENDENT!

“This is the most rigged election in the world, Jega must be arrested and imprisoned immediately. We are heading to court” (Ruben Abati) –
NIGERIAN TRIBUNE!

“South-south boils as INEC declares Buhari winner, Militants threatened war.”

See more: http://thebusinessaim.com.ng/if-general-muhammadu-buhari-wins-2015-nigerian-elections-this-is-how-newspapers-headlines-will-read/

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by reezee: 2:51pm On Feb 03, 2015
singing in korede bello's voice
Buhari don win o Godwin

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by Elslim: 2:55pm On Feb 03, 2015
Hahaha... so shall it be by God's grace

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by Horus(m): 3:03pm On Feb 03, 2015
SUN NEWSPAPER!
“APC wins Aso Rock, 70 Senate seats and 65% House of Reps. We are studying the results” (Mimiko) –

TRIUMPH NEWSPAPER!
“Militants Protests Buhari’s Victory, Demands Cancellation Of Polls In 21 States” –

THE NATION!
“How Jega Rigged The Polls In Favour Of Buhari” – Premium time 9. “Obama, Cameroon, Hollande, Ban Ki Moon, World Leaders Congratulate Buhari” –

SAHARAREPORTERS!
“I Will Finish All The Gambaris In Niger Delta Before May 29″ (Asari Dokubo) –

LEADERSHIP!
“Jega Rigged For The Opposition, We Will Obtain A Court Order And Arrest Him” (SSS spokeswoman, Marylin Ogar) –

DAILY TRUST
“It Can Never Be Possible, It Is Either Jonathan Or No Nigeria” (Ayo Fayose) –

THISDAY NEWSPAPER
“Senate President, David Mark In A Secret Meeting With The Military To Stop May, 29 Handing Over To Buhari” –

NTA NEWS
“No President That Has His People At Heart Will Hand Over Power To Someone Who Doesn’t Care About The Masses” (Doyin Okupe) –

NEW YORK TIMES
“Nigeria Will Be Better Without Jonathan” (United Nation)

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by Horus(m): 3:09pm On Feb 03, 2015
Times of India

“Buhari declared winner!”. - “Goodluck Jonathan on the run with 20$ Billions of public funds”

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by Nobody: 3:13pm On Feb 03, 2015
NAIRALAND NEWSPAPER...

"SAI BUHARI WINS!!!PDP MEMBERS ARE COMMITTING SUICIDE" grin

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by Articul8(m): 3:13pm On Feb 03, 2015
Filled with joy reading this. ALAROYE: Ariwo taa...Ajagun Feyinti Buhari di Are Orile ide NIGERIA!!!

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by Nobody: 3:16pm On Feb 03, 2015
grin
Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by sammyj: 3:24pm On Feb 03, 2015
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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by Switpal(m): 3:27pm On Feb 03, 2015
@Op.. keep dreaming

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by Caseless: 3:42pm On Feb 03, 2015
Kagawa:
Assuming General Muhammdu Buhari Wins the coming 2015 Nigeria elections, the newspaper headlines would read like this according to Kabiru Ibrahim via Facebook;
VANGUARD!

“INEC declares Buhari President-Elect with 26.4 million votes! PDP rejects result”
PUNCH!

“Buhari declared winner!”. “This is the worst election in Nigeria’s history” (Olisa Metuh) –
PM NEWS!

“APC in a historic victory!”. “Godswill Akpabio flee to Ghana, begs for forgiveness”.
DAILY INDEPENDENT!

“This is the most rigged election in the world, Jega must be arrested and imprisoned immediately. We are heading to court” (Ruben Abati) –
NIGERIAN TRIBUNE!
this line in bold gat me laughing. grin grin grin
By the time that lousy akpabio is begging from ghana, we already have gej in prison and probably working to hand him over to ICC for prosecution.

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by chamboy(m): 3:43pm On Feb 03, 2015
Nationwide Celebration as APC Presidential Candidate emerges Winner
Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by ngoziiwenofu1: 3:56pm On Feb 03, 2015
Dreamers!!! Wake up from your sleep. It's not going to work. That's impossible thing to ever think of it.
For where? For Naija? Laye laye!!
GEJ is the man
PDP is the party
Let's be realistic

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by ngoziiwenofu1: 4:02pm On Feb 03, 2015
GMB will never win!! Let's bet it.

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by Nobody: 4:07pm On Feb 03, 2015
ngoziiwenofu1:
Dreamers!!! Wake up from your sleep. It's not going to work. That's impossible thing to ever think of it.
For where? For Naija? Laye laye!!
GEJ is the man
PDP is the party
Let's be realistic

ngoziiwenofu1:
GMB will never win!!.
Are you a stammerer??you sound like one...
Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by Horus(m): 4:10pm On Feb 03, 2015
[size=15pt]Nigeria Ex-President Goodluck Jonathan in exile in North Korea[/size]

Ex-President Goodluck Jonathan fled to North Korea, where he was welcomed by Kim Jong-un. He will always be welcome in North Korea with his 20$ Billions looted money. Our doors are always open to fund looters, North Korean government spokesman told, without giving further details.

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by reezee: 4:38pm On Feb 03, 2015
Horus:
SUN NEWSPAPER!
“APC wins Aso Rock, 70 Senate seats and 65% House of Reps. We are studying the results” (Mimiko) –

TRIUMPH NEWSPAPER!
“Militants Protests Buhari’s Victory, Demands Cancellation Of Polls In 21 States” –

THE NATION!
“How Jega Rigged The Polls In Favour Of Buhari” – Premium time 9. “Obama, Cameroon, Hollande, Ban Ki Moon, World Leaders Congratulate Buhari” –

SAHARAREPORTERS!
“I Will Finish All The Gambaris In Niger Delta Before May 29″ (Asari Dokubo) –

LEADERSHIP!
“Jega Rigged For The Opposition, We Will Obtain A Court Order And Arrest Him” (SSS spokeswoman, Marylin Ogar) –

DAILY TRUST
“It Can Never Be Possible, It Is Either Jonathan Or No Nigeria” (Ayo Fayose) –

THISDAY NEWSPAPER
“Senate President, David Mark In A Secret Meeting With The Military To Stop May, 29 Handing Over To Buhari” –

NTA NEWS
“No President That Has His People At Heart Will Hand Over Power To Someone Who Doesn’t Care About The Masses” (Doyin Okupe) –

NEW YORK TIMES
“Nigeria Will Be Better Without Jonathan” (United Nation)



That is when they will remeber that jega is from the same region as GMB
Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by akinyeleaa: 4:40pm On Feb 03, 2015
Gat me smiling

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by nellyjohn: 4:42pm On Feb 03, 2015
In ur widest dream that Buhari wil win. Anyway, u are allow to dream. Incase u don't know, it is written already that GEJ wil win. grin grin

GEJ till 2019
Up PDP

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by Nobody: 4:44pm On Feb 03, 2015
Horus:
SUN NEWSPAPER!
“APC wins Aso Rock, 70 Senate seats and 65% House of Reps. We are studying the results” (Mimiko) –

TRIUMPH NEWSPAPER!
“Militants Protests Buhari’s Victory, Demands Cancellation Of Polls In 21 States” –

THE NATION!
“How Jega Rigged The Polls In Favour Of Buhari” – Premium time 9. “Obama, Cameroon, Hollande, Ban Ki Moon, World Leaders Congratulate Buhari” –

SAHARAREPORTERS!
“I Will Finish All The Gambaris In Niger Delta Before May 29″ (Asari Dokubo) –

LEADERSHIP!
“Jega Rigged For The Opposition, We Will Obtain A Court Order And Arrest Him” (SSS spokeswoman, Marylin Ogar) –

DAILY TRUST
“It Can Never Be Possible, It Is Either Jonathan Or No Nigeria” (Ayo Fayose) –

THISDAY NEWSPAPER
“Senate President, David Mark In A Secret Meeting With The Military To Stop May, 29 Handing Over To Buhari” –

NTA NEWS
“No President That Has His People At Heart Will Hand Over Power To Someone Who Doesn’t Care About The Masses” (Doyin Okupe) –

NEW YORK TIMES
“Nigeria Will Be Better Without Jonathan” (United Nation)





This is one piece of ingenuity.....
But still let us pray for a peaceful elections!!!!
Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by realmindz: 4:59pm On Feb 03, 2015
Switpal:
@Op.. keep dreaming

buhari will win....jst accept it, itz too obvious

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by Mathini(m): 5:24pm On Feb 03, 2015
INEC declares Buhari.
IG Suleiman, AIG Mbu, Fani kayode other flee- people's daily

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by Ifetex(m): 5:43pm On Feb 03, 2015

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Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by sunkoye: 7:49pm On Feb 03, 2015
wakacome:
NAIRALAND NEWSPAPER...

"SAI BUHARI WINS!!!PDP MEMBERS ARE COMMITTING SUICIDE" grin
cheesy cheesy grin grin
Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by simdam500(m): 8:11pm On Feb 03, 2015
Koko inu iwe iroyin!

Isele nla se. Naijiria pada di ilu military







Hehe joking...
I hope the angels (only if there is) are not going to turn our jokes into real practical
Re: If Buhari Wins, This Is How Newspapers Healines Will Read by steppin: 8:57pm On Feb 03, 2015
Dreamers thread! Una go wake up with serious headache!

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