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Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by saintTim(m): 7:02pm On Feb 04, 2015
januzaj:
wayray.....i b yoruba boy and i no dey sec skul......the skul fits u more




I'm saying in essence that u are an illiterate
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by micrep3030(m): 7:03pm On Feb 04, 2015
Channels sud be shotvdown
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by nwafuluozoh: 7:03pm On Feb 04, 2015
sodiqyinka:
Error? I agree. But, they are so good at putting pple on the rope as well.
Lol. I agree sha.
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by januzaj(m): 7:04pm On Feb 04, 2015
saintTim:




I'm saying in essence that u are an illiterate
for ur info....am an undergraduate
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by bittertruth37(m): 7:11pm On Feb 04, 2015
januzaj:
not lie....not opinion.....but fact
.
.
patience in the office ruling Us
.
.
GEJ in the kitchen cooking Rice
.
.
.
CHANNELSTV TELLING THE TRUTH SINCE 1532...
.
.
. Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me?
I want to help Nigeria.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing
is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said
the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your
father have a child, it's not your brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo
ran into Januzaj.
Sambo asked, Januzaj
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Januzaj answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President
Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's
JANUZAJ
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by
Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"
Nigeria, a Banana Republic, governed by Monkies.
We need Change.
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by appini: 7:15pm On Feb 04, 2015
No be make madam Buhari non show face when game don mature, na her wahala be dat!

GEJ till Buhari free the women from their mental slavery
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by watered(m): 7:17pm On Feb 04, 2015
Now I know what it means when they say that Channels TV is an arm of APC
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by datribune: 7:18pm On Feb 04, 2015
januzaj:
not lie....not opinion.....but fact
.
.
patience in the office ruling Us
.
.
GEJ in the kitchen cooking Rice
.
.
.
CHANNELSTV TELLING THE TRUTH SINCE 1532...
.
.
. Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me?
I want to help Nigeria.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing
is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said
the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your
father have a child, it's not your brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo
ran into Januzaj.
Sambo asked, Januzaj
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Januzaj answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President
Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's
JANUZAJ
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by
Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"


Hahahahahahaha lol. Guy, u don kie me wit laughter here o. dis is just too funny
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by CJ310(m): 7:21pm On Feb 04, 2015
LOL. But really our president is patience jonathan. Abi una nor know before ni?
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by Nobody: 7:24pm On Feb 04, 2015
ehenn B4 nko? undecided she's among the five presidents we av in Nigeria just like Obasanjo rightly said..











but admittedly that was a mistake from channels I'm certain
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by prudentcy(m): 7:30pm On Feb 04, 2015
Quote1:


So??


They may not be awarded station of the year 2015.
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by bynat(f): 7:39pm On Feb 04, 2015
yes now, men rule the world, women rule the men, who rule the world? tongue
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by bynat(f): 7:42pm On Feb 04, 2015
Tv channel of the year for the 9th time. grin
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by Nobody: 7:48pm On Feb 04, 2015
@poster maybe you don t have any handwork,fool
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by Zico5(m): 7:50pm On Feb 04, 2015
nwafuluozoh:
It was in error. Stop making issues out of frivolities.
U and I know that this is true.
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by Nobody: 7:53pm On Feb 04, 2015
curiouses:
I think they are right.

Wats up dearie? its been a while..
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by micronut(m): 7:53pm On Feb 04, 2015
ziccoit:
There is a big lesson for the young ones in GEJ and his wife's relationship. No matter the situation, don't submit your freedom to any mortal in exchange for anything. GEJ that had no shoe was reportedly picked and helped from grass to grace by his wife. In appreciation of her efforts, GEJ submitted his freedom. You could never rise alone, you've got to meet people along your way up whom would have to contribute in smoothening your way up. Appreciate them to any length but never submit your freedom.
what is this one saying? Patience helped jonathan not as bad as u painted it man.........for your information, GEJ. met patience as one of his student at a college of Education...Now tell me, how can a lecturer had no shoe or reportedly poor that it was her student that picked him up? get ur fact right bro......it was true that jonathan has an humble background neither was patience from a rich home too and it was also on record that patience still sells ice block after the two married so stop feeding us...google is our friend.
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by KcVictor(m): 7:57pm On Feb 04, 2015
A bl**dy error, you can forgive them.
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by curiouses: 7:59pm On Feb 04, 2015
Titiluvly:


Wats up dearie? its been a while..

I am good dear. Hope you are good?
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by Oduduwaboy(m): 8:05pm On Feb 04, 2015
berem:
She is the president while her husband is the first lady. Who doesn't know that?

grin grin
Thank joor. GEJ is the subordinate president!!!
Am tired of the Patient Jonathan presidency, that is why i am voting GMB!
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by Nobody: 8:09pm On Feb 04, 2015
curiouses:


I am good dear. Hope you are good?

Yea....
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by darlenese(f): 8:09pm On Feb 04, 2015
orobs93:
Mama peace

Would have been perfect for the chairman of market women association
.



Chairman or chairperson embarassed
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by allbright(m): 8:30pm On Feb 04, 2015
All hail President PEJ!
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by bid4rich(m): 8:44pm On Feb 04, 2015
People's eyes are too sharp to see someone's mistake than their success. Your brain suppose to tell you it was a mistake naw. #you must learn how to live above reproach jor#
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by Faposky95: 8:53pm On Feb 04, 2015
ever heard the saying
pics don't lie
or you wanna refute
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by Ayatullah(m): 8:54pm On Feb 04, 2015
.
.

.
.
. Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me?
I want to help Nigeria.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing
is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said
the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your
father have a child, it's not your brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo
ran into Januzaj.
Sambo asked, Januzaj
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Januzaj answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President
Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's
JANUZAJ
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by
Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by ademoladeji(m): 9:05pm On Feb 04, 2015
curiouses:
I think they are right.
That's very correct... She's one of the four presidents we have... They are listed below:
1) Patience Dame Jonathan
2) Diezani Allison Madueke
3) Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala
4) Gridlock Egbere Jonathan

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Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by GOOOGLE504(m): 9:13pm On Feb 04, 2015
sodiqyinka:
Error? I agree. But, they are so good at putting pple on the rope as well.

I think she really has been our presido all this while
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by saintTim(m): 9:14pm On Feb 04, 2015
januzaj:
for ur info....am an undergraduate



den study hard for a first class bro
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by GOOOGLE504(m): 9:18pm On Feb 04, 2015
micrep3030:
Channels sud be shotvdown

lol

shot down??
Re: Channels TV Addresses Dame Patient As President Of Nigeria [photo] by fromnigeria(m): 9:26pm On Feb 04, 2015
channels best Tv station for the 8th consecutive time.
grin

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