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Useless Inventions. by Dojo(m): 11:30am On Aug 22, 2006
U S E L E S S

INVENTIONS

MADE BY MEN & WOMEN



1. Non stick Cellotape - it exists !!!!!
2. Solar Powered Flash Light
3. A black highlighter pen
4. Glow in the dark sunglasses
5. Inflatable Anchor
6. Smooth Sandpaper
7. Waterproof sponge
8. Waterproof Teabags
9. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators
10. Fireproof Matches
11. Fireproof Cigarettes
12. Battery powered Battery Charger
13. Seatbelts for Motorbikes
14. Hand powered Chainsaw
15. Inflatable Dartboard
16. Silent Alarm Clock
17. A Pedal powered wheelchair
18. Braille Drivers Manual
19. Double sided playing cards
20. Ejector seats for Helicopters

and these too, ?
Screen window for a submarine
Helicopter with an injection seat
Inflatable dart board
A tape on how to put together a vcr
The water proof tea bag
Water proof towel
A book on how to read
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal-powered wheel chair




" Duh, I could do better THAN THESE INVENTIONS ! "
Re: Useless Inventions. by hotangel2(f): 6:08am On Aug 23, 2006
U got me saying "I know, nodding and saying OMG to just about everyone of them".

I yelled, "EXACTLY! Very useless" when i saw: A tape on how to put together a vcr.

Good one. I love this. cheesy cheesy
Re: Useless Inventions. by nilla(f): 6:34am On Aug 23, 2006
I agree with you most of these inventions are useless.

But some i have to excuse.

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[li]Silent alarm clock would make sense to a deaf person. It would probably be made to vibrate and you can put it under your pillow etc.[/li]
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[li]Screen window for a submarine  smiley maybe you just want to see the fishes.[/li]
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[li]Braile drivers manual can work for smart cars. You don't have to manually drive since its automatic but at least it can tell you how the car works, how to use it and where to find what.[/li]
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[li]Don't see anything wrong with a tape on how to put together a VCR.[/li]
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the rest i'm with hot-angel saying OMG you gotta be kidding me that these things where invented or let alone, thought of.

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