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HELP!!!! My Host Is Tired Of Me,she Says I Should Cook! by Elbisco(m): 8:42pm On Feb 04, 2015
#Urgent...Please people..after 2 days in benin,my host is already tired of cooking for me,(she said I can eat a mountain,but thats not true,she's exageratting,I only ate 1 pot of spaghetti and 4 plates of rice for breakfast)..and now she said I should prepare stew before she returns, I've put the pot on the gas,I've poured water half way (since fela said "If u wan to cook,na water u go use"wink...I added knorr, I've added a drop of vegetable oil,but I've not put onion....the problem now is dat the stew is still tasteless, I added a little salt but its still tasteless..so I added yam(I saw it on knorr advert o)..what do I do?...help a friend in need...(she's already on her way home,and I want to surprise her with a sweet stew)...
Re: HELP!!!! My Host Is Tired Of Me,she Says I Should Cook! by delishpot: 8:47pm On Feb 04, 2015
Leave it to boil some more. E go sweet when the water dry from the pot.
Re: HELP!!!! My Host Is Tired Of Me,she Says I Should Cook! by Nobody: 8:50pm On Feb 04, 2015
delishpot:
Leave it to bo some more. E go sweet when the water dry from the pot.

Try add kerosene join make e sweet well well. Monkey!
Re: HELP!!!! My Host Is Tired Of Me,she Says I Should Cook! by Elbisco(m): 9:07pm On Feb 04, 2015
Bridgetown:


Try add kerosene join make e sweet well well. Monkey!
no insult abeg...na joke we dey
Re: HELP!!!! My Host Is Tired Of Me,she Says I Should Cook! by Elbisco(m): 9:08pm On Feb 04, 2015
delishpot:
Leave it to bo some more. E go sweet when the water dry from the pot.
bros I dey pack come ur house...send me transport abeg...
Re: HELP!!!! My Host Is Tired Of Me,she Says I Should Cook! by delishpot: 9:09pm On Feb 04, 2015
Elbisco:
bros I dey pack come ur house...send me transport abeg...


Ha, na advice I give you o. tongue Nor be letter of invitation. grin


#YouTooChop
Re: HELP!!!! My Host Is Tired Of Me,she Says I Should Cook! by delishpot: 9:12pm On Feb 04, 2015
Bridgetown:


Try add kerosene join make e sweet well well. Monkey!

grin yes. Good idea.
Re: HELP!!!! My Host Is Tired Of Me,she Says I Should Cook! by Elbisco(m): 9:21pm On Feb 04, 2015
delishpot:



Ha, na advice I give you o. tongue Nor be letter of invitation. grin


#YouTooChop
lol..I b turn my fone upside down read ur post
Re: HELP!!!! My Host Is Tired Of Me,she Says I Should Cook! by delishpot: 9:23pm On Feb 04, 2015
Elbisco:
lol..I b turn my fone upside down read ur post


grin

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