Please ehn, sisters that know how to cook on here.

My mum n sisters use to force me to come to d kitchen but i no dey gree.
As we speak, the kind of hunger that is holding me, only me and God understand how real hunger can lead to
Death.

After ransacking the whole house, i found one sachet of macaroni. I have decided to cook it.
But i am confused. Am i suppose to wash the macaroni or perboil it before cooking it?
Or i should just fry it like that.

Please i need ur help!! Thank u.

Hahahahaha... *falls inside gutter*

LoL..this just summed up my weekend of fun Galore

LMAO!!!!!!!

Hahahahahaha I c u are kiddin me ordinary macaroni. Wat u we just smoke(not lik cigarette)lik fish witin 0.00000000030sec u good to go.

U c u com thank me letter

Just eat the marcaroni raw nau. Must you cook it?

Fry it inside groundnut oil and then cook it with lots of spices. It'll look like those noodles Chinese people suck with chopsticks

Na wa o. U guys are laughing at my demise ni.

berem:
Just eat the marcaroni raw nau. Must you cook it?

I tried, it was just doin kra kra kra in my mouth. It wasnt sweet.

Anyways, i have finished with my cooking o.
Total pot used-3
Total fry pan -1
Total maggi -2
Total salt-1 teaspoon
1 siefter for perbooiling the macaroni
1 onions, 1 fresh tomatoe, 1 fresh pepper
And palm oil half schenaps bottle.

I dont know if am d first to discover this macaroni, but the colour looks diffrent.
Looks like what dey call ekpan kukwo in efik.
I do mistake i should have added periwinkle mehn.

The way the food is tasteing sef. I think i need to go with plan B.
Mummy chika should just give me food

That thing no bi like wetin don done Ooo...

Make you no eat finish & come back here to ask how you fit stop stomach upset

macklef:
Anyways, i have finished with my cooking o.
Total pot used-3
Total fry pan -1
Total maggi -2
Total salt-1 teaspoon
1 siefter for perbooiling the macaroni
1 onions, 1 fresh tomatoe, 1 fresh pepper
And palm oil half schenaps bottle.

I dont know if am d first to discover this macaroni, but the colour looks diffrent.
Looks like what dey call ekpan kukwo in efik.
I do mistake i should have added periwinkle mehn.

macklef:

I tried, it was just doin kra kra kra in my mouth. It wasnt sweet.

get something instant to eat then. Abi?

Hehehe. Thix is crazy

TRADELYN:

That thing no bi like wetin don done Ooo...

Make you no eat finish & come back here to ask how you fit stop stomach upset

Bros mi, u no need tell me. I don abandon d food jareh. May i go beg. I hate cooking jareh.

berem:
get something instant to eat then. Abi?

Wanted to prove to myself cooking is no big deal ni. Illd just go to my neigbour jareh. Thank God dey are showing match dere. Shes always hospitable.

macklef:
Anyways, i have finished with my cooking o.
Total pot used-3
Total fry pan -1
Total maggi -2
Total salt-1 teaspoon
1 siefter for perbooiling the macaroni
1 onions, 1 fresh tomatoe, 1 fresh pepper
And palm oil half schenaps bottle.

I dont know if am d first to discover this macaroni, but the colour looks diffrent.
Looks like what dey call ekpan kukwo in efik.
I do mistake i should have added periwinkle mehn.

LMAO...guy u no well o o.
Next time just step out and buy indomie if there is none at home. Berra stand beside ur sisters and mum while they make minor meals otherwise, ur wife will deal with u with shakara. if u offend her she, will go on kitchen strike.

macklef:

Bros mi, u no need tell me. I don abandon d food jareh. May i go beg. I hate cooking jareh.

It's better jare...pele

Check this thread @OP. Your could learn one or two things. https://www.nairaland.com/1122902/cook-kitchen-take-pictures-post

Amybijou:



LMAO...guy u no well o o.
Next time just step out and buy indomie if there is none at home. Berra stand beside ur sisters and mum while they make minor meals otherwise, ur wife will deal with u with shakara. if u offend her she, will go on kitchen strike.

For what na. Shey dey can like to return my bride price na. Na awoof wife dey purge belle, not wife
I prostrated all over d compound with my hard earned money to marry.
She better behave.

cococandy:
Check this thread @OP. Your could learn one or two things. https://www.nairaland.com/1122902/cook-kitchen-take-pictures-post

Oshey jareh. Wife material to preety.

I live in U.S.A too o, incase its d same U.S.A, live tutorials won't be a bad idea na

macklef:

For what na. Shey dey can like to return my bride price na. Na awoof wife dey purge belle, not wife
I prostrated all over d compound with my hard earned money to marry.
She better behave.

Hahahahaha... u are funny.
She will, u better behave well to.