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Time To Break Up ( Feb 14th Valentine) by Tascocent(m): 9:45am On Feb 13, 2015
VALENTINE (FEB 14th) IS AROUND THE
CORNER!!! TIME TO BREAK UP LOL!!!...
Guys Are Like:
CASE.1*
U saw me sweeping my room n u never care 2
collect the broom andfinish d sweeping, *Its over!

*CASE.2*
U don't bend properly wen u sweep, U wil have
Pride issues, & i can'tmarry a proud woman, *its
over

*CASE.3*
Did u just call me honey? You are trying to say my
mum is a Bee? We'redone! *its over

*CASE.4*
My mum checked my future, you are not in it. *its
over

*CASE.5*
Baby my mum says dat there are a lot of witches
in ur village (eg. EDO ) so we can't go out
anymore! *its over

*CASE.6*
Why would u tell me to watch Keeping up wit the
Kardashians Reality show wen champions league
match is on now?! U want to mock me abi? *Its
over

*CASE.7*
U smiled at d guy in the car while we were
trekking. *its over

*CASE.8*
U don't use ma picture as ur profile picture, *its
over!

*CASE.9*
After a while I missed u, U hug me instead of
kissing me *it's over

*CASE.10*
Anytime u enter my house network will disappear
*it's over and over!

*CASE.11*
I gave you six eggs, boil 3 and fry 3, you boiled
the wrong 3 and fried the wrong 3,U even cook d
eggs instead of boil, *it's over!
*Aaahhhhhh!!! # BABIE Its Over..

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Re: Time To Break Up ( Feb 14th Valentine) by zyzxx(m): 9:53am On Feb 13, 2015
grin grin
Coz u laugh let break up

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