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Unemployment: The Menace by Nobody: 2:45pm On Feb 14, 2015
A graduate of Zoology from Delta State University was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which had been tourists' attraction has died, so they needed someone to dress up and pretend as a gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was OK, he accepted the job.

The first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beat his chest and roared like a gorilla. The next day, he put on a gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion! The lion roared and rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a gorilla and started shouting like human, "Help! Help!"

The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear "Rukewe" it's me Ochuko, your course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our job.

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