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Unemployment by abat4real37(f): 5:47pm On Jun 04, 2015
i go laff ooo.... graduate in Biology from University of Benin
was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an
advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at
a zoo.
In the interview, the manager told him that their
gorilla, which had been tourists attraction has
died so they needed someone to dress up &
pretend as gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed,
but since the salary was OK, he accepted the job.
The 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin & entered
the cage, he started jumping up and down, beat
his chest & roared like gorilla.
The next day, he put on a gorilla skin & started
moving around the zoo again & mistakenly
entered another cage and found himself
staring at a lion. The lion roared & rushed towards
him.
The scared graduate quickly forgot that he is a
gorilla & started shouting like human, "Help!
Help!" The lion leaped onto him,knocked him to
the
ground & whispered in his ear "Jimi" it's me
Chuks, ur course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose
our job....!!!

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