It was on a Monday. I had consumed more than necessary the night before.

On this occasion, I was at Oshodi, on the queue awaiting the next BRT bus enroute Ajah, though Lekki was my destination, when all of a sudden my tummy started making that noise.

Didn't quite take it seriously until it started like Games of Thrones. I sighted the mobile toilets around there, but got didn't want to leave the queue after standing for like 45 minutes.

So I decided to manage till I get to the office, but in the bus, I just couldn't concentrate. Kept asking the person beside me if we are in Lekki yet as if it's my first time. Coupled with the traffic, men!!!!

Immediately I got to the bus stop, crossed the bridge, just started racing (but small small shaa make people no say I be mad man).
When I got to Omorinre Johnson street, I felt it dripping. I thought " O boy, this one no go let me reach office o. Na to find bush oo".

Luckily, found space behind some grasses at the back of a land. What was how I bent down and did it straight up, little did I know a side camera of the next building was there. Before I could say Jack, three boys came to the bancony, and just bursted into laughter. Na so I shame that day oooo.

Guys, share your own experience!!!

LolzzZ... Would post mine later...

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