Naija babes, this one is for you!shine your eyes wella…and dont be acting like some Lagos girls who think all Nigerian men with money and swag are so cool and mature!

Ouch!….you really should be very careful on which kind of guy you roll with at least it puts your basic sanity in check and prevents you from been taken for granted!So,this is a list of some kind of guys that are just bad for your health!…..(meanwhile that’s my friend Dare in the pix……email me if you want him ,he is so single!)

So here are 8 Guys you shouldn’t date!

1. The one who messages you once a year to say something incredible.
Every so often, you’ll wake up to a text or a Facebook message from him, something about how he thought of you last night, or how he wants to see you, or when are you going to be in his city? It will fill you with a sudden whoosh of excitement and hope. But no matter how carefully you’ll try to reply to his messages — to seem casually interested, but not like you’re invested in his sudden attention — he’ll always fade away again, and you’ll somehow be left feeling desperate, even if he’s the one who reached out to you. You’ll delete his number from your phone to prevent yourself from drunk texting him, but you’ll still look at his profile every now and again.

2. The one who doesn’t like your friends.
He’ll hang out with them from time to time, because to not see them would be unreasonable, but he won’t like it. He’ll pout and text a lot and demand your attention, and then when the two of you are walking home, he’ll say nasty things about them. One time your friend will come over late at night, crying because she just got some very, very bad news, and the two of you will sit on your couch, drinking wine and talking until 3 AM. You’ll tell him about it the next day, and he’ll make an offhand comment about how your friends are “so dramatic.”

3. The one with the interesting tattoos, who makes you say “yes.”
One day you’ll be standing outside of a house party, drinking a beer and talking to people you don’t really know. He’ll be sitting next to you on a cooler, wearing a frayed, deep-cut t shirt that shows off all of his interesting tattoos — black lines, strange symbols, words written too small to read from your distance — and rolling a small cigarette on an open pack of Drum. You’ll look down at him for a second too long, and he’ll say “Want one?” It will feel like some kind of royalty has chosen you out of a crowd. You’ll say yes, even though you don’t smoke, and for the next three months, you’ll do a lot of things that you don’t really do, just because you want him to think of you as 20 percent cooler than you are. And then he’ll sleep with someone else, and you’ll be devastated, mostly because it won’t even count as cheating — you never even declared yourselves a couple in the first place.

4. The one who changes around his friends.
Your relationship will be like a secret that only the two of you can ever know about, and every time he’ll be in the same room as his friends, it’ll be like a light switch has suddenly been turned off. He’ll be cold, and sarcastic, and not want to do any of the charming, silly things the two of you like to do together in private. “I’ve seen you naked drinking milk in front of the refrigerator, you asshole,” you’ll think, “Don’t you act like you’re cool all of a sudden.” And suddenly, all you’ll want is for him to be kind in front of them, to prove that you’re not insane, and that the version of him you know in private really does exist. Then he’ll use the word “pussy” in conversation once or twice, and you’ll realize that will never happen.

5. The one who is already with someone.
You’ll think that you can change him. You’ll think that, if you only present yourself as the perfect alternative to his current situation, he’ll leave her and fall madly in love with you…..akukor!….(especially you girls that sleep with married men) But all that will really do is make you hate her for no reason, and at best, make him cheat on her when he has the time. You’ll make your friends promise you that you’re not the other woman, even though everyone knows that you are, and somehow the only person who will get out of this situation without making any enemies will be him. And in four years, you’ll cringe at the person you were during that time.

6. The one who drinks too much.
You’ll meet him in a bar or a party or a wedding and you guys will toast to the bride and perhaps hook up for a bottle of drink.He tells you (if you ask) that he is not a heavy drinker unless occasion calls for it and you are suddenly impressed.Yes,so impressed that you guys end up drinking up 5 bottles of Champagne with alcoholic sex! Guess what?every other evening you call him,he is as they say”just hanging out with my guys”…but you forget its a bar they are always hanging out in after work everyday!You later try to remember that every other time he kisses you,there is always alcohol in his breath.You ignore then one day he beats you black and blue after hanging out with his dudes and later sends you Roses and cries like a 2years old girl for you to forgive him and with a firm promise not to ever lay a finger on you again!

7. THE FOOTBALL ADDICT!
He is a football fanatic,no worries most guys are!You guys talk and in between conversations its always Arsenal ….this… Chelsea that.. Liverpool….. one thing! He even customized an Arsenal number 14 jersey for you with NKEM christened on its back!….you are not a soccer fan but you accommodate this because of love. Now,he comes back from work later than you did and insists you change the channel from the Africa Magic you are watching to Super Sport,as he needs to catch up with a game,still you don’t complain. One day , you guys are in church and he hurries off to watch a 12noon game while service ends by 12:15!

8. The one who “isn’t ready.”
Everything will go perfectly, and make sense, and you’ll let yourself forget all of the signs from the beginning that it was never going to be serious. You’ll pretend not to notice when he doesn’t call you his girlfriend unless you do it first. You’ll pretend not to be bothered when he doesn’t offer to introduce you to his parents when they’re in town. You’ll pretend not to be devastated when, six months later, your whole relationship is reproduced with someone different than you, and he calls her his girlfriend every time he talks about her. You’ll keep telling yourself that he just “wasn’t ready” to
settle down with someone, until you are finally far enough away from it to admit that he did want those things with you!

Culled From http://howmarket.co/2015/02/girls-only-8-guys-you-shouldnt-date-5/

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You forgot:

* The one that falls in love and wants to phock without a job!
* The one that always moves into a woman's house!
* The one that makes fun of women aka 'THE CHAUVINIST'!
* The one that calls himself a CHRISTIAN but fornicates for a hobby!
* The one that answers questions with questions!
* The one that borrows money from you!

Arghh! Dem plenty o. . . . .

O lagbara o

I was here when it started .

den that girl will stay single for life.

@OP, It seems you don't want these girls to get married.

listen to all those at ur own peril...
Op,u want make many ladies die single abi?

You have said some people's character finish on nl

KanwuliaJara:
You forgot:

* The one that fall in love and wants to phock without a job!
* The one that always moves into a woman's house!
* The one that makes fun of women aka 'THE CHAUVINIST'!
* The one that calls himself a CHRISTIAN but fornicates for a hobby!
* The one that answers questions with questions!
* The one that borrows money from you!

Arghh! Dem plenty o. . . . .

Odunharry:
listen to all those at ur own peril...
Op,u want make many ladies die single abi?

yinmu marriage na competition. Una dey do first to marry for una village ni

Ahen

Hmnn

Abi o

Listen to this album. E don talk am finish

I see some women at 40 not married

KanwuliaJara:
You forgot:

* The one that falls in love and wants to phock without a job!
* The one that always moves into a woman's house!
* The one that makes fun of women aka 'THE CHAUVINIST'!
* The one that calls himself a CHRISTIAN but fornicates for a hobby!
* The one that answers questions with questions!
* The one that borrows money from you!

Arghh! Dem plenty o. . . . .

Like your current husband.

Na lie I dey talk?

Last time I checked, the house was yours not his.

And every night you are spreading your kpomo for that nigga to nack. In all ya wisdom, you see ya life?