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5 Uncomfortable Facts About Life by tompat86(m): 7:33am On Feb 23, 2015 |
5 uncomfortable facts about life. 1. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B": blouse, bra, bikini, boobs; & lower body with a "P": petticoat, panties, pussy... no wonder men suffer from high BP! 2. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed. 3. Three people having sex is a 'three-some', two is a 'two- some'. So next time someone calls you 'hand-some', don't take it as a compliment! 4. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life. 5. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But not one of them comes and touch the man's penis & say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated; only result matters. 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Uncomfortable Facts About Life by yahx(m): 12:35pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
tompat86:funny you |
Re: 5 Uncomfortable Facts About Life by jerflakes(m): 4:00pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
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