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My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by Nobody: 12:48am On Feb 24, 2015
She always wants us to have s3x in the dark and I was dumb to not noticing anything strange about her repeated proposal. Today, there was no Nepa light so she didn't request for me to turn off the lights. As we were deep in the deed, Nepa flashed the light Nd I saw a rod in my face. I thought it must be my eyes that was fooled by the light coming up unannounced and going unannounced. Few seconds later, they brought the light..Nd what did I see in my front, a very big Nd long diick. I ran to the other room an locked the door..yelled Park your load u this monster

She said it's normal that many girls have diick too.

Should I stay with her regardless my recent finding or break up the relationship?
Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by mirexxx(f): 12:50am On Feb 24, 2015
i didn't read ya story @ topic cut it off! undecided

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Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by Nobody: 12:51am On Feb 24, 2015
mirexxx:
i didn't read ya story @ topic cut it off! undecided

Won't the pain kill her? Don't like ur advice
Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by Uchan4u(m): 12:53am On Feb 24, 2015
Is that one of the scenes in the po.rn u watched
Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by ice74: 1:10am On Feb 24, 2015
Wia d pix??
Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by jamex93(m): 1:12am On Feb 24, 2015
which side her diick dey?.....

cause u should have noticed right from d very first day u give her paganda style..

so d story na fake!
Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by JayKayMaybachz(m): 1:26am On Feb 24, 2015
Op

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Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by Nobody: 1:28am On Feb 24, 2015
undecided
Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by boss1310(m): 3:42am On Feb 24, 2015
you are gay
Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by richardohiemi: 4:23am On Feb 24, 2015
This mallam that cooked up this story no well...why u go dey ask stupid question?if she get dick and common sense has not told you to flee or better still castrate her!..then I think you can be a nice guy and bend your ynash make she subdue you
Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by richardohiemi: 4:25am On Feb 24, 2015
This mallam that cooked up this story no well...why u go dey ask stupid question?if she get dick and common sense has not told you to flee or better still castrate her!..then I think you can be a nice guy and bend your behind make she subdue you
Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by richielan: 5:09am On Feb 24, 2015
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Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by Nobody: 5:46am On Feb 24, 2015
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Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by david96(m): 7:09am On Feb 24, 2015
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Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by mirexxx(f): 7:43am On Feb 24, 2015
Bigp0tato:


Won't the pain kill her? Don't like ur advice
oh! sorry! cry
Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by Nobody: 7:56am On Feb 24, 2015
R u sure, its nt her protruded clit u saw, cos its normal for a ladies ogasms!
Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by Nobody: 9:18am On Feb 24, 2015
boss1310:
you are gay

undecided
Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by yahx(m): 1:58pm On Feb 24, 2015
So. Hav u been havin abal sex wt her ? Or hw u take dey pakurumo and not feeling som long obstacle
Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by nksplash(f): 1:49pm On Feb 26, 2015
u ar even choising advice.... u neva hala


Won't the pain kill her? Don't like ur advice
Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by yahx(m): 2:58pm On Feb 26, 2015
grin cheesy Rewrite my boyfriend has a dick#
Re: My Girlfriend Has A Diick..pls Advice Me (Pics +18) by Nobody: 9:40am On Jun 13, 2015
yahx:
So. Hav u been havin anal sex wt her ? Or hw u take dey pakurumo and not feeling som long obstacle
i jxt day reason d same tin oo..even if na anal,u suppose don feel her balls wen u day do am...op y u 2 dey lie like dix,e gud 4 ur eye?.

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