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Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by clovislouis(m): 4:44pm On Feb 26, 2015
MrGuruMaraji:
Self service can cause eyes Problem. . .

Wow. Do ur eyes stop Having problems once u stop
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Nuella222(f): 4:46pm On Feb 26, 2015
EggovinMma:



Nne so you don't know that our cows are also raped by some men?
Nne so you never know say some of our men love tight Otu, and would prefer to seek the hot An, us of our innocent Nnama? ?? You know see the trend wey one of our bf leave us intop bed, waka go backyard to fuccck Nweke GoatLet them be allowed to masturbate biko.Tbiko.The rate of anima rapes is also getting high.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha even to trees, they caught one guy for my area e dey do am with plantain tree grin. D guy dug a small hole on the shut of a plantain and dip his akulongwa inside.

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Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by clovislouis(m): 4:47pm On Feb 26, 2015
Tearg1:
THIS OP MUST BE A SERIAL MAST.URBATOR. !!!!!!!!!! I doubt almost everything written here.

I used to do this act some years back, because I felt it helps me reduce the urge to lust after women... Having sex with random girls is a dangerous thing because of the spiritual consequences, and creating invisible Bonds. It felt good for a while, the only side effect I noticed is that, it could affect your confidence and lead to low self esteem..

I quit it after finding Jesus. Even if I click an adult site, I dnt feel that excitement like I once did back then. The urge to mast.urbate is no longer in my mind.

I give all the glory to God anyway.
how did u do it
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Mjjordan(m): 4:49pm On Feb 26, 2015
Self-servicing since 1814!!if you really have to stop it so bad..i guess you slice off your fingers!!
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Hero10001: 4:50pm On Feb 26, 2015
Liar from the pit of hell!
No source, no proof.
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Segse(m): 4:53pm On Feb 26, 2015
Op jst finished self-servicing, felt guilty & started spewing trash..........Addiction is what I advice not to allow.
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by adegunwa4real(m): 4:55pm On Feb 26, 2015
Sarimah:
nice one

Abeg borrow me ur pishure make I take masturbate small na tongue
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by MacMaster01(m): 4:58pm On Feb 26, 2015
mirenda:


What did I do o and what concerns me with little spermies?
lol ur here
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Sarimah(f): 4:59pm On Feb 26, 2015
undecided
adegunwa4real:


Abeg borrow me ur pishure make I take masturbate small na tongue
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by AdeniyiA(m): 4:59pm On Feb 26, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Rubbish! Nothing will make me dispose off my wonderful vaseline! angry

With this vaseline, i can have the best 3some ever with Kim K, Angelina Jolie and Genevieve together on my bed anytime anyday. There ain't no way I'm leaving that shii mehntongue

Friedplantain
get ready to be 'fried' ! shocked
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Fedric(m): 4:59pm On Feb 26, 2015
NEGATIVE EFFECT OF SELF SERVICING


a. The nervous system is affected the most.
b. Besides the heart, the digestive system, the
urinary system as well as the other systems are
adversely affected and consequently the whole
body becomes the museum of diseases with
profound weakness.
c. The eyes become sunken, the cheek bones
protrude and there is a black rim round the eyes.
d. Continuous headache and backache.
e. Dizziness and loss of memory.
f. Palpitation of heart on lightest exertion.
g. Nervousness.
h. Unable to perform any heavy physical or
mental work.
i. The person dislikes any company and
activities and rather likes to sit in seclusion and
suffers from weakness.
j. All the senses are impaired.
k. Vision becomes dim, the tongue begins to
stammer and ears tend to become deaf etc.
l. Lastly T. B. or insanity or some other serious
disease catch hold of the victim to lead his life
to a close.
m. Impotency.

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Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Nobody: 5:00pm On Feb 26, 2015
Nuella222:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha even to trees, they caught one guy for my area e dey do am with plantain tree grin. D guy dug a small hole on the shut of a plantain and dip his akulongwa inside.


Chineke me eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee. EVEN OUR INNOCENT PLANTAIN? KONJI IS TRULY A MAN. angry angry angry.You see why they need to be allowed to use creams and soaps . At least some calamities would seriously be avoided cry cry.Gone are the days when our little gurls play unclad with sand, now our grown ups now sniff their tiny little pants. And to think that's not enough, our goat bleats and our cows moo at night with tear filled eyes.Let them self-service please, NOBODY SHOULD STOP THEM. It's a control methodcry cry cry cry cry

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Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by sweetcocoa(f): 5:01pm On Feb 26, 2015
What a list.

Self service makes one useless? The most stup1d thing I've read in days.

Self service is perfectly natural, normal and healthy.

Moderation is key though.
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Nobody: 5:01pm On Feb 26, 2015
All
I can see is the OP trying too hard to badmouth self service. Seriously, me
and most Nairalanders dont see good points in this post. Sori
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by cronsberg: 5:01pm On Feb 26, 2015
rokiatu:
SOME GUYS WILL BE READING THIS WHILE MASTURBATING. grin grin cheesy
Rokiatu i think of you while self servicing. I hope say you f*&c#kng. hot in reality like i imaging in my head. A yoruba black beaty, busty, short but not dwarfy, fine azsss and great lady pubes cool
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by IykeChukz(m): 5:06pm On Feb 26, 2015
Who let the dogs out!

OP, this is a secret life. How did you know that such thing exists?

Gosh! All are same!!!

Time to check in if you like!

To a man without TonT smiley Dyke, what you have is priceless!
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Nobody: 5:09pm On Feb 26, 2015
MacMaster01:

lol ur here
yea you've got mail.
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Fourwinds: 5:15pm On Feb 26, 2015
bestestgirl:
I guess this is for the boys
also for d girls. no exception
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by odinga042: 5:16pm On Feb 26, 2015
I was serously addicted to self servicing but have used this lenten period to stay away from it and is working for me, have lasted for 2 weeks without self servicing and without sex. God is Able.

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Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by clovislouis(m): 5:17pm On Feb 26, 2015
mirenda:
See them rushing the thread...... You can tell every guy that has posted on this thread is an addict to self servicing
PM me if you need help tongue tongue
how do I pm you?
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by InvertedHammer: 5:18pm On Feb 26, 2015
This sums it up:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5JzQudbKsk
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Fourwinds: 5:18pm On Feb 26, 2015
sweetcocoa:
What a list.

Self service makes one useless? The most stup1d thing I've read in days.

Self service is perfectly natural, normal and healthy.

Moderation is key though.
hmmmm. keep it up and red hot but remember side effect
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by toseen29: 5:18pm On Feb 26, 2015
Good one ops.
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by newcreatio(m): 5:20pm On Feb 26, 2015
Ain't all this side effects mentioned exactly the same side effects of any sex?... grin Some people just think Nigerians are as lazy as the pastor of their church tongue ... See we know how to do proper research now grin
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Stallione(m): 5:23pm On Feb 26, 2015
raayah:
Just finished pleasuring myself and i feel relaxed . In short, body dey sweet me right now!

Everybody with their own.

My only advice is to do it with moderation. Being addicted to anything is bad.

sad shocked. Chaii,raaya why did'nt u call me 2come n dig the hell out of ur puuuuusy!!
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Setaje(f): 5:27pm On Feb 26, 2015
Hahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahah. Infact this thread is just too funny. Kilode!!!!!!. I think the best thing for people to do is to get a wife or husband.
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Tearg1: 5:30pm On Feb 26, 2015
clovislouis:
how did u do it

men it was thru deliverance, and baptism.
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Epimetheus(m): 5:38pm On Feb 26, 2015
Tearg1:


men it was thru deliverance, and baptism.

Deliverance & Baptism by koboko, I suppose.
Possibly that time your ma caught you at it?
grin
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Nobody: 5:43pm On Feb 26, 2015
seems like the side effect is mainly for guys, so I shall continue
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Epimetheus(m): 5:48pm On Feb 26, 2015
chizzily:
seems like the side effect is mainly for guys, so I shall continue

Correct!!!
I feel you. There are many guys who wouldn't mind being friends with benefits though. Just saying wink
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by ERCROSS(m): 5:48pm On Feb 26, 2015
MizMyColi:
And what proof do you have to back up most of your claims, OP?

Just asking.

Miz... Sowie For disturbing ooo.
R u PISCES...
Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by MacMaster01(m): 5:49pm On Feb 26, 2015
mirenda:
yea you've got mail.
.

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