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Periodic Table Of Elements Of Human Beings by michazy(m): 3:03pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
(1). ELEMENT NAME: WOMAN SYMBOL: WO ATOMIC WEIGHT: (Don't even go there) PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green, and violent when placed next to a shinier, and more beautiful specimen. USAGE: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. CAUTION: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands. (2). ELEMENT NAME: MAN SYMBOL: XY ATOMIC WEIGHT: (180+/-50) PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralise by saturating with alcohol. USAGE: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command. CAUTION: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell. By : Michazy. 4 Likes |
Re: Periodic Table Of Elements Of Human Beings by Nobody: 3:08pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
creativity......WO and XY belongs to which group and periods respectively? |
Re: Periodic Table Of Elements Of Human Beings by Nobody: 12:12am On Feb 27, 2015 |
This is kinda on point |
Re: Periodic Table Of Elements Of Human Beings by shitshappen(m): 7:30am On Feb 27, 2015 |
michazy: Nice one |
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