1)The "no change ones":This is a very common slang among bus conductors. They don't have change all time, even if there is they will still complain that there is no change.

2)The Frustrated ones: They are always fighting with their ogas(drivers). They fight over different things ranging from the issue of change to the amount they carry the passengers.

3)The Touts: These ones fight with everybody; the driver, the passengers, and even drivers and conductors of other buses.

4)The Bully: These ones are always fighting with the female passengers. Only tough female passengers can deal with them.

5)The rough ones: They are always dirty, they put on tattered clothes that chase customers away. They are mostly illiterates.

6)The Semi-Literate: They go to school a little and are always trying to impress their customers by saying little English.

7)The descent ones: They are always neat, well behaved and some speak correct English that one begin to wonder why they are bus conductors.

Feel free to add yours

My friend julius falls into the last category

I remember those times way I dey enter bus for free

#ojuelegba_hustle

alberto2k:
My friend julius falls into the last category

I remember those time way I dey enter bus for free

what made him a bus conductor?

McLove:
what made him a bus conductor?

The guy stubborn gan....
After his father passed away
he started doing drugs, the clique of friends he rolled with turned him into a stoner

I still rolled with him pretty well, but I didn't let him influence me with his bad habits

There were other guys too... Endurance, ini and some others lyk that, they were my schoolmates who at some point were conductors

I had my own clique of friends I keep close but I kept those bad guys closer, so if any close friend or random Nigga' tries to stab me in the back or toy with me, my bad guys got my back

I was even the youngest among this guys, both my bad Goonz and the close pal..

funny one

falcon01:
funny one

you can add yours

Truly u hv said it all @ Op

McLove:
you can add yours

i said the funny ones always cracking jokes

This is so true haha.

And those made by mama pisss
"Only conductors ask for CHANGE"
So we all seeking change don turn conductors

Typing...

na wah ooo.Soon somebody will open a thread'7 type of fart/How to understand persin wey fart

McLove:
1)The "no change ones":This is a very common slang among bus conductors. They don't have change all time, even if there is they will still complain that there is no change.

2)The Frustrated ones: They are always fighting with their ogas(drivers). They fight over different things ranging from the issue of change to the amount they carry the passengers.

3)The Touts: These ones fight with everybody; the driver, the passengers, and even drivers and conductors of other buses.

4)The Bully: These ones are always fighting with the female passengers. Only tough female passengers can deal with them.

5)The rough ones: They are always dirty, they put on tattered clothes that chase customers away. They are mostly illiterates.

6)The Semi-Literate: They go to school a little and are always trying to impress their customers by saying little English.

7)The descent ones: They are always neat, well behaved and some speak correct English that one begin to wonder why they are bus conductors.

Feel free to add yours

The ones that smells dry gin/ogogoro

lol

8: the change ones cos CHANGE has come

Op has said it all sef..
Nice research

the mad ones
Before entering bus, you will ask them how much ? and they will say #50.....
But when you are already on the way and you pay them #50, you will hear; "oga, my money na #70 jhoor" and if you fail to pay, they will throw you out of their bus.....

ehn

The funny ones.

una be conductor before

FP for fest tym

*jehova idi egu...jehovah idi e gu jehovah*

haha