Join the pirates of the Indian Ocean




You're the last remaining of your gender

I'd look for someone to impregnate me to see if I can produce another of my kind.




Realize you are alone in the world.

^^
Turbo my a.zz back to dreamland


I'm butt naked by your side on tha bed

(See temptation).I'll make out with you.




Told you I'm preggers for you.

All drinks would be on me for awon boiz to celebrate


I'm the dude that has been e-stalking you all over the board

Ask you what your problem is.






I'm your cousin's girlfriend.

I would be happy about that.


Your phone has been stolen.

Buy Nokia 12o8. Then visit the nearest Voodoo Master.




Find out your house has been split in two by an earthquake?

I'd fill the opening with water so I can swim back and forth to both compartments.



All your clothes were gone.

make use of the leafs.


found out you have water in your brain.

Go have it emptied.





You've been abducted by ritualists.

I will keep praying in My mind that they don't hurt Me and later release Me

You are a multi-billionniare.

donate 60% of the total wealth to as many poor-oriented course as possible.


found out your're homeless.

I'd simply become a Nomad




You lost your sense of sight.

get a walking stick


found out you are alone with me in a room occupied with just a water bed, honey jar, ice cubes, romantic songs playing at the background and a big can of evaporated milk.

Nice, I'll get down to business of drinking the milk then anything can happen.





You were adopted from an orphanage home.

i thought that's what they do there? get excited


found out you're double left legged.

Get excited the parents you thought were real are not your biological folks?weird.




I'll have one righted by a surgeon,abi e no possible?




Found out your p3nn1s is missing.

Go to a s[i]e[/i]x t[i]o[/i]y shop and get another one




You were trapped in your dream

Would wake up filled with smiles knowing fully well you featured in my dream


Your only brother got your best friend preggsss

I'll be glad and pop bottles.




I'm in love with thee.

I'd for tax you for that your love




Everything you were taught was a lie.

Try to learn the truth.





You are gayy

Go straight back to bed to complete the dream


I'm but Naked next to ya

I'd do some life drawing first then some live action later



Everyone was n[i]a[/i]k[i]e[/i]d

Grab a cute dude and have hot s3x.





You are obese.

deflate my tummy with the use of a pin


barked instead of speaking.

freecocoa:

Get excited the parents you thought were real are not your biological folks?weird.

mis-interpreted what you wrote, lol

sleep to the next morning and wake up speaking



Lost ur Manhood

I'd make do with my womanhood



You went back in time.

i have seen the end of their lives
so i know how the ancient will react to me
i take advantage of it and have a swell time with my scientific modern mind


and found urself face to face with Lucifer





in ur case it would mean that u lost ur male sex partner

emöfine:

I'd make do with my womanhood

I'd nervously ask him if he could fly me to school whilst playing music from his in built pipe to my pleasure.




You're in the White House.

familiarize myself with the surrounding






nairaland is shut down