Eh, Well. . .that's when the Plastic Cards show their Worth!

You're in the middle of Nowhere.

Call on my creator

discovered you've changed to the opposite sex.

No Way, NOT Today!    I'll buy a Red dress & cope. 

The Time is Stuck at 9:00AM 

Change the batteries

your private parts are missing!

That will have to be a Joke. . . A Surgeon to the Rescue!

@OP Today is Feb. 25 Instead. . .

I'd be alarmed that I slept through my sisters and father's birthday



Valentine's day was scrapped

Not a Problem. . .I can Always transform any Day into Valentine's Day.

You're drowning in *The Bermuda Triangle*

Ah, I will resleep and rewake!

U woke up to find a love letter from GEJ requesting you to be his secret lover!

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide



Laid neatly in a coffin, candles in the surrounding, as you were the sacrificial lamb in the pending ritual . . .

Fight karate with dem + holy ghost fire burn dem all, Lol


†ђξ world no long exist,

Then where am I?

China rules the whole world.

Go for plastic surgery to look like a chinese and enjoy the world.




Found out u re now mad

Bite †ђξ hell out of ya skin, So u also can luk like an international mad ,



U'r used to replace the death of WH,

I'll wake up cos it must be a bad dream.





You've been kidnapped by boko haram.

Ah! I'd beg them by joining them.

Discovered you've bin r@ped seriously by rx steve!

Jesu,i just hope he used a CD sha,I'll go to the hospital to get checked and then Sue his sorry a$$.




You are in jail for r@pe.

It'll Definitely be a Dream. . .A quick Slap & I'm Awake.


Your Hands are Missing.

I'll cry till they are returned,

you found out you've worshipped some man-made gods

It must be my previous life, cos i will always serve my almighty God.



You found out that u re a multimillionaire.

Hell No, I'd wake Up by all means! _{I'm worth more than that. . .}


Your eyes are at the back of your Head.

Kilodeeeeeee, una b God ni? It happened only in movies *~*Jor*~*




U nose no longer perciv smells

Get them fixed ASAP.



You were selected to start the world afresh. . . together with a drop-dead-guy/babe.

I'd kindly suggest to him to consider adopting any of the various creatures of the world cuz my womb's not hosting a child



The sun lost its glow.

Hmm, Well I think I have one Ultra-LED Rechargeable lamp lying around somewhere. . .we could all share that.



The time runs sooo slow. Seconds run like hours!

Check if its only me that it affects, if
YES - Please, call me FLASH!, ***with a mischievous grin on my face***. Hehehehe.

NO - Abeg joorrr, what the heck!!!, Imagine the frustration.



Find out have been raising someone else's baby.

Ha! Well what can I do? Count my losses and accept the kid as mine-assuming the baby was switched at the hospital). The love might dwindle though can't say. It depends.

If you woke up one morning and found out a thousand and one geckos are on your bed and on the floor in your room and worse, your door is locked!?