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Guys Get In Here: You Can Now Charge Your Gadgets By Wanking by MissTechy(f): 2:48pm On Feb 27, 2015
Culled from MissTechy .com

That WTF MOMENT when you realize that somebody is creating a device that allows you charge your gadgets by masturbating.. like W T F.

Apparently, PORNHUB, the largest porn website ranked as number 73 in the World by Alexa is creating a device that allows you charge your Devices by wanking!

According to them, since YOU GUYS spend a lot of time browsing PornHub and YOU use a ridiculous amount of energy when YOU are on their site, they want YOU to put that energy to good use. For that reason, they are releasing ‘The Wankband’, a piece of wearable technology that allows YOU DO YOUR PART ( charging your devices) WITH YOUR PART (hope you get)

So how does it work? the Wankband contains a valve that generates & stores energy when you move the weight on the valve up and down. Check the image below to see the animated action.



I took some screenshots from their website for your viewing pleasure,
Re: Guys Get In Here: You Can Now Charge Your Gadgets By Wanking by Allureoftheseas(m): 3:01pm On Feb 27, 2015
lmfao, so funny, I mean..
Re: Guys Get In Here: You Can Now Charge Your Gadgets By Wanking by Opistorincos(m): 9:44am On Feb 28, 2015
O.p wetin u find go pornhub.... Porn addict spotted grin
Re: Guys Get In Here: You Can Now Charge Your Gadgets By Wanking by Randerl: 12:27pm On Feb 28, 2015
where are the pics?

Meanwhile let me start contacting them straight away. No light for ma hood nw l. 4days and still counting
Re: Guys Get In Here: You Can Now Charge Your Gadgets By Wanking by MissTechy(f): 3:52pm On Feb 28, 2015
Randerl:
where are the pics?

Meanwhile let me start contacting them straight away. No light for ma hood nw l. 4days and still counting

They are on misstechy blog.. They blocked me from posting pictures from my blog here.
Re: Guys Get In Here: You Can Now Charge Your Gadgets By Wanking by Warlord3000(m): 6:09pm On Feb 28, 2015
WANKING.... AM IN cheesy

didnt even read the post but i don hear my favorite shortcode smiley

But where is the screenshot na shocked

wink
Re: Guys Get In Here: You Can Now Charge Your Gadgets By Wanking by vjsmiles: 6:18pm On Feb 28, 2015
Warlord3000:
WANKING.... AM IN cheesy

didnt even read the post but i don hear my favorite shortcode smiley

But where is the screenshot na shocked

wink
ROFTL cheesy
Re: Guys Get In Here: You Can Now Charge Your Gadgets By Wanking by femi4: 7:24pm On Feb 28, 2015
What is wanking?
Re: Guys Get In Here: You Can Now Charge Your Gadgets By Wanking by MissTechy(f): 8:22pm On Feb 28, 2015
Warlord3000:
WANKING.... AM IN cheesy

didnt even read the post but i don hear my favorite shortcode smiley

But where is the screenshot na shocked

wink

It is on the site, they blocked me from posting pictures here cos i made a post about nairaland's downtime
Re: Guys Get In Here: You Can Now Charge Your Gadgets By Wanking by MissTechy(f): 8:23pm On Feb 28, 2015
femi4:
What is wanking?

Yayy U!

Wanking is a name of a person animal place or things
Re: Guys Get In Here: You Can Now Charge Your Gadgets By Wanking by MissTechy(f): 8:41pm On Feb 28, 2015
Opistorincos:
O.p wetin u find go pornhub.... Porn addict spotted grin

LOOL .. Please what is porn
Re: Guys Get In Here: You Can Now Charge Your Gadgets By Wanking by Warlord3000(m): 8:53pm On Feb 28, 2015
MissTechy:


It is on the site, they blocked me from posting pictures here cos i made a post about nairaland's downtime

They edited the most important part shocked

If not that am a xtian...

Would have said thunder fire them yansh cheesy
Re: Guys Get In Here: You Can Now Charge Your Gadgets By Wanking by MissTechy(f): 10:48pm On Feb 28, 2015
Warlord3000:


They edited the most important part shocked

If not that am a xtian...

Would have said thunder fire them yansh cheesy

LOOL . they are not bad pictures oh .. Seun just banned me from posting links i guess
Re: Guys Get In Here: You Can Now Charge Your Gadgets By Wanking by ITbomb(m): 12:54am On Mar 01, 2015
I guess you will be supplying the necessary naked pics to help in the venture. Videos will also be appreciated
Re: Guys Get In Here: You Can Now Charge Your Gadgets By Wanking by MisterLongman(m): 1:46am On Mar 01, 2015
MissTechy:


LOOL .. Please what is porn
The shortened form of popcorn
Re: Guys Get In Here: You Can Now Charge Your Gadgets By Wanking by MissTechy(f): 7:07am On Mar 01, 2015
ITbomb:
I guess you will be supplying the necessary naked pics to help in the venture. Videos will also be appreciated

Huh I don't know what you are talking about please oh .. I don't like unclad pictures

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