Hi nairalanders, I was so much embarrass today when I can't even control my fart or should I say mess, anyhow you call it sha.. Even I can't wait to take the grace, people are just starring at me..
Please guys do you have any method you use to control yourself?

Thanks!!!!

lol, na style na. Just find one corner go, like say u wan receive call. as u dey waka go, u go dey release the thing in short short bursts. make sure say e no sound o!

no mind me jare, just messing around

If. U fit control mess....e nevr wori u bdat

Lol, like seriously, the bluckbuster tin just hook me, you knw d kind of mess that go dey pin you and u will start to dey dance kokonbelow!!

Kai.. My buttom cum flat on seat

mess no get toilet o

yinkus4u2c:
mess no get toilet o

Bros!! Dah 1 na lie o, In FRANCE we have toilemess!!

Azsalami:


Bros!! Dah 1 na lie o, In FRANCE we have toilemess!!

hahahaha....i hear u

Hmmm...

If na during Praise and worship session, na to dey release the mess in tune with the loud musical instruments... e no concern me whether my neighbours dey cover nose or run comot church because of the odor ... na so me sef go wrinkle nose come dey eye them suspiciously ontop

But if na during the time wey pastor dey preaach. hmmmm... ..this one require professionalism and pinpoint precision.. Na to wait until the instrumentalists don dey knack band and guitar dey hail the pastor, and all those sycophant girls for the church dey shout "huuuu huuuuuuuuu huuuuuuu huuuuuuuh... ride on pastorrr"... in all that noise and confusion na im I go sharply release the hydrogen bomb... then the sound of the mess go mix perfectly with all the noise and shouting

But if na when them dey welcome new-comers to church or announcement time, the church dey dey very quiet.. so I go just cross leg tight, press nyash for the chair, look straight ahead, and release the silent and heavily pressurized mess .... the crossed leg and the pressed nyansh go don reduce the fart's sound by 99%

in the house of God there is liberty!

I wonder why you'd want to breach a natural phenomenon. It's not good to hold back your fart because it travels up...into your brain and that's where you get shitty ideas from!

The questions we ask on Nairaland !

Fribery:
in the house of God there is liberty!

Liberty? And also to make pastor/preacher run?

buygala:
Hmmm...

If na during Praise and worship session, na to dey release the mess in tune with the loud musical instruments... e no concern me whether my neighbours dey cover nose or run comot church because of the odor ... na so me sef go wrinkle nose come dey eye them suspiciously ontop

But if na during the time wey pastor dey preaach. hmmmm... ..this one require professionalism and pinpoint precision.. Na to wait until the instrumentalists don dey knack band and guitar dey hail the pastor, and all those sycophant girls for the church dey shout "huuuu huuuuuuuuu huuuuuuu huuuuuuuh... ride on pastorrr"... in all that noise and confusion na im I go sharply release the hydrogen bomb... then the sound of the mess go mix perfectly with all the noise and shouting

But if na when them dey welcome new-comers to church or announcement time, the church dey dey very quiet.. so I go just cross leg tight, press nyash for the chair, look straight ahead, and release the silent and heavily pressurized mess .... the crossed leg and the pressed nyansh go don reduce the fart's sound by 99%

You always hit the mase on the head. Well done there.