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Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by ExpressBooking1: 8:29pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Okoro2015: enyewoo m gi ikike. kopiri ma kesakwaa ya di ka na otu okwesiri ka Chineke wee mezie okwu |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by Tablet1(m): 8:33pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
stevecantrell:Lol! Guy u're too sharp. I never make any comment on this platform before but your brilliancy has pushed me to do so now. What about mr. Stea the able son of Ling who claimed not to be the son of Corrup a killer disease that's Tion! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by JeffreyJamez(m): 8:35pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
PointB I cut cap for you 1 Like |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by Nobody: 8:35pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Point8, ur so fvcken creative men! I throw way cap for u jare! Choi! |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by humilitypays(m): 8:36pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Wow! PointB, this is so so lovely!!! I am marvelled! Damn so awesome! Pls do u also write on other topics like relationship/marriage? Awesome |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by Kingstone32(m): 8:37pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Wow! I love this! More grease to your elbow |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by ndcide(m): 8:43pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Politics aside, This is classic. @op, you are gifted. |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by Evergreat2014(m): 8:45pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
I don't comment much on Nairaland but this is just too good to ignore. Creativity at its peak!! Twwwwwwale bro!!!! |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by enigmatique(m): 8:50pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Wow! Although I do not fancy your name-calling tactics AND I'm a supporter of GMB, yet I had to applaud your creativity in writing this. Partisanship and such aside, this was a great work of art! Thumbs up OP! 2 Likes |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by Nobody: 8:55pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
An0nimus:in response, d pple of d west sent ffk..olufalae, ooni of ife, Ebenezer babatope, mimiko, afenifebi, obanikoro, fayose, gbenga daniel, ...these are the traitors from d west. |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by Defcon1(m): 8:58pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Okoro2015:Okoro,nwa amuru na mma. Nwa ka ibe ya Nna gi muru gi Ibu ezigbo nwa afo lgbo Edemede gi na asusu lgbo atogbugo m Enweghi m ike ikowa ya, mana O na-enye m nnukwu oñu ma oburu na m hu ebe edere edemede na asusu lgbo na etiti edemede oyibo Nna m,jide ka iji Ndigbo bu agburu chineke ghotara onwe ya 2 Likes |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by eddyj36(m): 9:07pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Wow.. Really creative and fun to read.. Nice one Op. |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by Defcon1(m): 9:09pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Okoro2015:Okoro,nwa amuru na mma. Nwa ka ibe ya Nna gi muru gi Ibu ezigbo nwa afo Edemede gi na asusu lgbo asogbuo m Enweghi m ike ikowa ya, mana O na-enye m nnukwu oñu ma oburu na m fu ebe edere edemede na asusu lgbo na etiti edemede oyibo Nna m,jide ka iji Ndigbo bu agburu chineke ghotara onwe ya |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by Etruth: 9:17pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Point nwa B, udo diri gi. Chineke agozi go gi. Jisike. Idi 2 much. SAI Buhari 1 Like |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by KingTom(m): 9:22pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
[b]And so when Jona saw it that Mumu son of Hari was gaining followers, the evil Jona sought to take his favorite nectar drink, Ogogo from the tree of ro. Wherefore the broom wielding revolutionaries sought to purge Jona out of the Palace at the rocky hill. They were dealt a blow when a mercenary formerly of the broom warriors decided to join Jona and his band of umbrella ninjas. Now it must be said that this mercenary, Femi son of Fani-Kayode, was put through 2 days intensive training By a General of Jona; Doyin son of Okupe, who prefers to go by his code name BASTARD, upon graduatioin Femi proceeded, to eat the final fruit which is Egunje ahter which, King Jona released it to the wild The chief palace bearer Namadi son of Sambo who prefers to go by his spiritual name Samboribobo was then asked to speak up, but aas Samboribobo was discovered to be dumb However, as things were looking up for the broom warriors, a long time bandit who was ready to do anything for survival was broght into the scene,; Ayodele son of Fayose. This man was a true warrior, he sought to give Mumu son of Hari a tough time, including printing his own obituary Ah but the Frog eyed General notorious for his bad breath, of the Broom warriors was having none of it and stood up to challenge his brigand! Now it must be known that these things happened in the days of PointB and KingTom, soon the one they call Jega son of Attahiru, was accused of being a secret broom warrior by the umbrella lords who had put him in charge. The broom warriors' problems were further compounded, when a large shepopotamus like beast with a horrible face and body, who speaks a language known to only it decided to address the crowd, surely this beast has no business here? The broom ones thought, but alas this beast was the spouse of King Jona and our Queen, Patience daughter of said famously " Are no bus drivers and conductors in need of chane, that thou broom warriors shout change constantly?'[/b] Abeg make we laugh small 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by ikevin(m): 9:26pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Achilies:from my posit, do I sound like one, I understand that everybody is excited and tensed up, but it would be nicer if we all realize that when it is all said and done, we are still Nigerians, let us all cool off. We don't need all these creativity and other forms to express our love for a political party. Bro, I will always see you first as a Nigerian and my brother. God bless Nigeria. |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by doxaviv(f): 9:26pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Amazing |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by papercoin(m): 9:34pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
E dey sweet mah belle. Product of a functioning brain 1 Share
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Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by rose19(f): 9:37pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
will PDP or APC have the guts to BAN the sale of ALCOHOL sachets in Nigeria? check this topic https://www.nairaland.com/2177438/pdp-apc-put-ban-alcohol and xpress your view we needs to know how PDP and APC fell about this. |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by Gamechanger: 9:38pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Wonderful piece. Thanks @ Point B |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by Dospix(m): 9:39pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Guy you are too much jare*...how on earth did you come up with the idea of stringing your thought in this style of writing? You just cracked me up with a spice of creativity. |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by Sharp9: 9:46pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
babosky2008:The 'West' in the write up are foreign countries. 1 Like |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by Nobody: 9:56pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
PointB: Ekwurum ya na mbu na umu Igbo na eme ofuma. Chineke nonyere anyi. Nna daalu na ederede oma idere. Na mbu, ndi ojoo kpagheri m' anya. M' were na ekwujo Jona the Son of Locki . Mana emecharam nweta onwem. Agam atunyere ya ma ohere dirim mbosi ahu. Anambra adigo mma... Alaigbo ga enwere onwe ha naka Naijeriya. Amen. Chineke gozie gi nwannem. |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by ernecy(m): 9:59pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Op!!! U too much..take 4k |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by fitzmayowa: 10:01pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
Nice write up... |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by gentlelyfe(m): 10:02pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
point d wisest son of B...u ve done well...keep on representing 1 Like |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by Dexema(m): 10:04pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
People from both sides of the current political divide all agree on one thing. That its a nice and creative write-up irrespective of the political theme and message passed. Meanwhile you missed a verse. * Subjects far and wide of the black kingdom continued to wallow in darkness and abject poverty under the reign of king Jonah son of locki as they also had to live with a barrage of foul language from the fat moistened lips of queen jonah the patient shepopotamic who hails from the borders of the okrikian atlantic,ren son of kirikiri,doy the noodle brain son of Upe and Fank son of Ode (who openly declared carnal knowledge of the fair maiden of the warlord whose manhood lives on) 1 Like |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by killuminati(m): 10:35pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
PointB:bleeping trash men! *calling LAWMA* |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by fidzy(m): 10:36pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
This is hilarious...a master piece and has alotta truth. 1 Like |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by datribune: 10:39pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
PointB:[/s] The saddest thing in life is wasted talent and the choices you make will shape your life forever - Chazz Palminteri Shame. Such a waste |
Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by Kzinne: 10:46pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
lovat:Stop this thrash and dont b an iddiot. the bible is holy and should b kept sacred. this thread should b deleted. |
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